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Dr. Kitty's Adventures At The Movies |
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CHURRAH! The Trilogy is nigh! Buy the Special Edition DVD and complete it! Dr. Kitty goes to see Passion of the Christ and learns a valuable lesson in public hygeine! Dr. Kitty's one smart dog, I say!
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TITLE KEYWORD
Gay & Lesbian |
AUTHOR
Tom River |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
I like LSD... a lot!
[April 2002] |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (4)
Attacked! (Screenplays) Can you not be attacked? I'd like to see you try! Now, do something, like read the script! If you don't I will find you. [802 words] [Horror]
Dr.Kitty's Adventures In Politics (Children) Dr.Kitty is a smart dog who talks to chairs. He likes to lick cars and skateboard on carpets. [148 words] [Gay & Lesbian]
Dr. Kitty's Mexican Adventure (Children) Dr. Kitty is a smart dog who likes eating chiclets. CHICLETA! Watch him bring about the apocalypse with this long-awaited sequel to the year-old Dr. Kitty's Adventures in Politics! [255 words] [Gay & Lesbian]
The Happy Happy Kids Who Liked To Play And Stuff (Children) The moral is in my pants. SPELI! [346 words] [Motivational]
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Dr. Kitty's Adventures At The Movies
Tom River
Dr. Kitty and Stretch were going to the movies to see Passion of the Christ! Dr. Kitty played ping-pong with his dick while Stretch ordered some tickets. The clerk working at the counter was actually M.C. Hammer. How M.C. loved to masturbate into the popcorn butter! Churn the butter! CHURN IT! This is my M.C. Hammer plays the banjo emoticon: @>:) &% -------| Anyway, Dr. Kitty shit all over Bill Cosby who was sitting in a corner. "Oh the children, get me some children to eat" Bill Cosby said. Stretch snuck into the restroom with Ben Affleck and had dirty, dirty amphibian-on-man sex! Then it was time to watch the movie. Dr. Kitty sat behind a fat lady because he likes the smell of unwashed fat. Stretch sat next to him. "Oh boy, it is movie time." Dr. Kitty said. But the dog lied! It was not movie time! There were fucking previews! Lying cursed dog! The first preview was about how monkeys are so funny, some guys gets turned into one. And he's all like "I gotta gets to be a person again!" It was funny cuz the mokey still had Rob Schneider's voice. The second preview was for this movie where this girl learns to love again. And then she learns how to love bottles again. And how to lovem remote controls and how to love other women! With all that love, you know it's going to be a good Christtien movie, so take your kids so they can love you and bottles. Then the movie started and Stretch shit himself with excitement...and with a bottle cap. Jesus got hurt, then he fell down, then he got back up again! Dr. Kitty was like "Jesus is hot! And he can use his knees if ya' know what I mean!" We don't know Dr. Kitty! We don't know! Then Satan was this emo chick who was hot. Some guy started playing puppetmaster with his hands and his wife beat him! Dr. Kitty laughed. Stretch told him "If you can't say something nice, say something nice. Mongoloid love." And so they all wept as Jesus died. Then, Dr. Kitty realized they were watching The Ladykillers and Jesus was actually Tom Hanks. Dr. Kitty stood up, threw his shoe at the screen, and declared war on Japan.
Dr. Kitty was sentenced to ten years in prison.
Stretch is now dating John Stamos and his wife.
Jesus got hit on the head by a gargoyle and died.
That guy jacking off in the theater later married a midget that was actually a teddy bear. Hilarity ensued.
Bill Cosby ate five kids and escaped. The people of Apple Heaven still fear for their lives.
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...Later, Dr. Kitty came up with a plan to bust out of prison.
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