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The Happy Happy Kids Who Liked To Play And Stuff Tom River
Jimmy was this little boy who just like you. He liked to play and scream all day and boy did he enjoy his mushroom stew. But years upon years of drinking that stew built a fiery hatred inside of himself.
"Mushrooms? How mundane, too plain for my tastes!", he would shriek at his Martha Stewart-eque mother. She apologized and tried and the boy he just cried, for a life much more exciting than his own. And that's the day Jimmy joined the Happy Happy Kids. The Happy Happy Kids was a group of children who lived lives worth living. And it happened, from what I've heard, it went a bit like this:
Jimmy was playing basketball in his backyard when Sara came up to him and asked him a question.
"Jimmy, my friend, we'd like you to join our clan of Happy Happy Kids. We have fun, we run, we bathe in the sun, and our live's are always just how we want them."
Jimmy contemplated, the confusion he hated, he loathed himself for being hesistant. Than Jimmy remembered the mushroom stew.
"I will join you."
She smiled, took his hand, and led him over the land to a small shed in the woods. Once they entered Jimmy saw some kids in hoods.
"We are the Happy Happy Kids and my name happens to be Sid. I'm the leader and true patriot, I love and hate, and I vomit a lot, but don't you fear, your true friends are here. Now let's prepare for Happy Happy Fun..."
Jimmy realized and how he despised, the fact that he just joined a cult. But on the other hand...he now had something new to do.
Jimmy and the Happy Happy Kids spent the following year robbing banks, making explosives, killing animals, and creating mass terror out of his pants. Than came Jimmy's sixth birthday.
"You are now the oldest of us all. It is time for your blessings.", said Sid who arrived at the party late. Sid led Jimmy into the backyard and made him drink cyanide out of a Mountain Dew bottle.
It's the END!
The Happy Happy End!
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