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Shame Para Hills High School, Shame! Thepratmeister
THE PRATMEISTER'S
RANT OF THE WEEK
November 13 2005
PARA HILLS HIGH SCHOOL IS RUN
BY TWATS
Parents beware: Don't send your kids to this shit hole. In this week's dependably
shitty edition of "The Sunday Mail" it was revealed that two kids were suspended
for five days for committing the cardinal sin of - gasp! - KISSING. Apparently, it's
the law in this Nazi Prison Camp - High School, sorry, my mistake - that any kind of
physical affection - yes, even hugging - is "inappropriate".
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S INAPPROPRIATE,
YOU JACK-BOOTED, IMPOTENT PIECES
OF COCK-SUCKING TRASH: YOU ARE.
IS THIS REALLY THE MESSAGE WE WANT
TO SEND OUR KIDS? FUCK LOVE, FUCK
AFFECTION, BE A GOOD LITTLE EMOTIONLESS
ZOMBIE OR YOU'LL BE IN BIG TROUBLE!
I WASN'T AWARE WE'D ALREADY LOST THE
WAR WITH THE ISLAMIC EXTREMIST
COCKLESS GUTLESS DICKSUCKING LOSERS.
BUT WITH PEOPLE LIKE THE TEACHERS AND
COCKLESS PRINCIPAL OF PARA HILLS HIGH
SCHOOL, I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY ARE
EVEN BOTHERING. WE'RE A FASCIST
CULTURE ALREADY, APPARENTLY.
What a bunch of dickless losers. Presumably
they're jealous because no one wants to kiss their
foul lips.
COCKSUCKERS!
Shame, Para Hills High School. SHAME!
On the upside, the photos of the hot little
fourteen year old girl gave me a hard-on.
Fourteen? Fuck me! PLEASE!
Fuck you and goodnight
The Pratmeister
READER'S REVIEWS (6) DISCLAIMER: STORYMANIA DOES NOT PROVIDE AND IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR REVIEWS. ALL REVIEWS ARE PROVIDED BY NON-ASSOCIATED VISITORS, REGARDLESS OF THE WAY THEY CALL THEMSELVES.
"Excuse me but i got to Para Hills High and its not as bad as you make it seem. they actually didnt get suspended for kissing but for swearing and refusing to go to the office. so plz get the story straight before you start commenting and my friend and her boyfriend kiss and hug all the time and dont get suspended the teachers say you're allowed to give a quick kiss and hug to say hello and goodbye but if your hooking up in the middle of the school obviously your going to be spoken to. Thnx :)" -- Not Saying.
"God fucking help us all. This is our future. Half baked, slow witted morons like "Not Saying". You are right with one thing, you are not saying very much at all. Get a cock in your asshole you idiot. It's PLEASE, not plz... It's THANKS not Thnx you slow witted fuck wit. And you people call yourselvs the future. Might as well drop out of school now, and start sucking cock and making porn movies, because out in the real world, you dont stand a fucking chance you light weight dumb ass. Para Hills is full of inbred white trash anyway. Stay in your neck of the woods and make fuck movies, and dont try and break new ground, because it can only lead to disappointment on your part." -- Jimmy.
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"Fuck you, you fucking cocksucking spammer!" -- pratmeister.
"your a fucking dickhead! yeah, you can fully say that when you don't even go to the school you cunt! get a life and stop blabbing on about stuff you don't even know about. maybe theres more to the story and maybe your a stupid piece of shit who clearly has no life and has to stick his ugly nose in other peoples business! fuck you wanker!" -- suck my dick.
"You'd like me to suck your dick, wouldn't you? Sick fuck. I notice YOU'RE sticking your nose into MY business, so hows about taking some of your own advice and shutting the fuck up? Cocksucker." -- pratmeister.
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