ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
I'm thirty nine, recently single again. I have two boys Cli' (pronounced clee) Real name Christopher and Mark. I'm a care in the community nurse and formerly (when I was married) an occupational Therapist working with the mentally ill on a secure unit. I love reading and writing and meeting people. I hate offal, seafood and intolerance. I keep dog, cat, polecats, rats and reptiles. And for seven years ran the second largest reptile sanctuary in Britain. Apart from having my lads, I think that's probably the most worthwhile thing I've ever done. Writing wise, I've been the main fiction writer for Legends magazine for three years.And have two books published 'Lizard's Leap' published by Quillusers, and 'Better the Devil You Know' soon to be released by Bestbooks.Um I drive a knackered old Astra, and ride a two litre trike. I live in the lake district of England, and am happy. :-) [January 2003]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (84) A Fork In The Road. (Short Stories) A paradox revolving round the lonely Holker Mosses in the dead of night. [2,835 words] [Mystery] A Twist In The Tail (Short Stories) - [963 words] Agony (Short Stories) The First in a series of Agony columns written by the unstoppable Aunt Nasty. (May be deemed offensive) [1,200 words] [Comedy] Agony 2 (Short Stories) Morew from the irrepresible Aunt Nasty (May be deemed offensive). [1,077 words] [Comedy] Angel Stew (Short Stories) The kitchens are in uproar. [826 words] [Comedy] Anne (Short Stories) - [707 words] Apple Of His Eye (Short Stories) Daddy's little girl, Daddy's little sweetheart. (May be deemed offensive). [1,742 words] [Drama] Attractions (Short Stories) People stared at the sisters and called them freaks. [678 words] [Drama] Bandit At Twelve-O-Clock (Short Stories) A sinister note drops through her letter box, but who is it from and what's it all about? [2,144 words] [Drama] Barriers (Short Stories) Everybody's frightened of the prisoner in the cell at the end of the block. [2,913 words] [Thriller] Breakfast In Bed (Short Stories) She loved her husband so much, and a sepcial man deserves a special breakfast. [1,633 words] [Horror] Car Trouble (Short Stories) Boys will be boys. [496 words] [Comedy] Cat's Chorus (Short Stories) - [1,332 words] Cherry Blossom (Short Stories) - [435 words] Cold, Cold Night.. (Short Stories) The night was beautiful but biting, she had to make her final farewells, a cigarette would help. [630 words] [Drama] Creeping Up From Behind. (Short Stories) You can't ever really know what someone else is thinking ... unless they choose to tell you. [925 words] [Drama] Dark Solitude. (Short Stories) A woman alone on the moors when a storm threatens, but this is no ordinanry storm and that is no ordinary lady. [1,434 words] [Drama] Dawn Rising (Short Stories) He looked at his own personal sunrise every morning, yet longed for the warmth of the sun. [1,069 words] [Drama] Deadly Persuit (Short Stories) Nature at its most cruel .. when it's interfered with by man. [1,541 words] [Drama] Deep Blue Eastern Light (Poetry) I've never been to Budapest, but I saw an image on a postcard, it was misty and had a sort of dreamy quality about it. I wondered about the spirit of Budapest. Hope I've done her justicce. [204 words] Different Road (Short Stories) Charlie is running scared. Will he find his way before his precious time runs out? [521 words] Empty House (Short Stories) This had been her domain, now it was only a shadow. [649 words] [Drama] Find Me A Place (Poetry) Everybody needs somewhere to run. [193 words] [Drama] Finding Fleur (Short Stories) Katy desperately wants to find Fleur, but does Fleur want to be found? [1,727 words] [Drama] Four Minute Warning (Short Stories) - [476 words] [Comedy] Freedom By Another Name (Short Stories) He's an imposter [557 words] [Drama] Furtive Glances (Short Stories) Always the last to know! [891 words] [Drama] Galaxy (Poetry) Let Venus bear witness and Mars be our guide. [139 words] Hickory, Dickory, Dock (Short Stories) - [991 words] [Drama] Is The Toilet Roll Half Full Or Half Empty (Short Stories) It's hard when you're at bursting point. [423 words] [Comedy] I've Always Wanted To Write... But! (Short Stories) There's always an excuse if you want to find one. [510 words] [Mind] Jinny (Poetry) - [176 words] Just The Ticket (Short Stories) You pays your money and you takes your chances. [5,177 words] [Drama] Knockers (Short Stories) It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. [2,210 words] [Drama] Little Bird (Short Stories) He liked fragile things [1,406 words] [Drama] Lizards Leap (Novels) Four children buy an intricately carved frame from a school fair. A crazy old woman chases them desperately wanting the carving for herself. What is the mystery surrounding the strange frame? [5,753 words] [Adventure] Long Walk Back To Jurassica (Poetry) Evolution and progress or three million steps backwards? [323 words] [Drama] Lookingthrough The Window (Short Stories) - [401 words] Madness Becomes You (Short Stories) She used to be someone, now she's several people, or maybe she's nobody at all, it makes no difference. [394 words] [Drama] Making My Way Back To You. (Short Stories) She'd told them a thousand times to keep the front door closed, now tragedy had struck. [1,926 words] [Drama] Memberwhen (Poetry) Memberwhen that mystical word of long ago memories. [189 words] [Drama] Mortar Doesn't Breathe. (Short Stories) The house was inanimate, dead ... because her child was gone. [1,114 words] [Drama] Mourning Glory (Short Stories) One of my favourite pieces. Please note *This is not a children's story* It's the tale of a little girl trying to be a child. [1,786 words] [Drama] Mumbles From The Madhouse (Novels) It was her first day on the secure unit and somehow she had to see it through. [2,215 words] [Drama] My Friend The Tiger And Me (Poetry) I wrote this for my little boy when he was having trouble at school. [942 words] [Animal] Naughty Bunny Goes To Ibiza (Short Stories) - [552 words] One-Man Race (Short Stories) He had only his nerves to rely on. One slip and the race would be lost. [664 words] [Drama] Out Of Print (Short Stories) A man, a boy, a love of reading and echoes of the past. [2,007 words] [Drama] Outrun The River (Poetry) The snow was melting fast and he owed it to himself and his seld of dogs to make it to safety. [145 words] [Action] Pact Of Joy. (Short Stories) Don't we all just want to be happy? [2,497 words] [Drama] Play With Me Please. (Short Stories) - [322 words] Return Of The Hellcat (Erotica May Be Offensive) (Short Stories) Please do not read this one if easily offended. Or even not so easily offended. Continuing sexploits of Dark Solitude. [3,390 words] [Erotic] Room For One More (Short Stories) The dream was haunting and wouldn't leave Mike alone. [1,728 words] [Drama] Rush Hour (Short Stories) - [419 words] Sally (Short Stories) - [2,268 words] Sinister Music (Novels) She had no psychic ability, so why had fate chosen her to foretell of the spate of brutal murders? [6,114 words] [Drama] So This Is My Life Then (Short Stories) - [517 words] [Comedy] Space Walk (Short Stories) May Cause offense. [1,290 words] [Drama] Spirit Dancer (Poetry) - [514 words] Sweet Child Of Mine (Short Stories) The old lady had been brutally mugged, her son was sucjh a good boy, but would his thoughts now turn to revenge? [1,843 words] [Drama] Tangled Web (Short Stories) Treat `em mean and keep `em keen. [596 words] [Drama] The Band Played On (Short Stories) - [1,486 words] [Drama] The Big Picture (Short Stories) The little girl was a great artist, but her subject matter was giving cause for concern. [776 words] [Drama] The Comet. (Short Stories) Remember! [796 words] [Drama] The Dinosaur (Short Stories) - [1,523 words] The Half Empty Glass. (Short Stories) They had no idea of the horror they were walking into. [3,030 words] [Drama] The Hhmmm Efect (Poetry) - [783 words] The Iceberg (Short Stories) She had to break the hold they had on him... release him from his parents grip. [410 words] [Drama] The Joker (Short Stories) - [2,032 words] The Lovers (Poetry) - [124 words] The Mark Of Jack (Short Stories) The start of something maybe. [1,044 words] [Drama] The Old Enemy (Short Stories) I just hope I've got the names right. [253 words] [Drama] The Rosary (Short Stories) May cause offense. [422 words] The Spark (Short Stories) - [557 words] The Thirteenth Station (Short Stories) - [8,024 words] [Horror] The Village Green. (Short Stories) - [559 words] [Drama] Three Mile Gap (Poetry) So close and yet... [285 words] [Drama] Tomorrow Lies Beside Us (Poetry) - [239 words] [Drama] Tusk (Short Stories) - [1,012 words] [Drama] Under The Whether (Short Stories) - [1,626 words] Watching And Waiting (Short Stories) - [1,253 words] [Drama] White Icing (Short Stories) - [1,385 words] Worlds Biggest Loser (Short Stories) - [114 words] You Are My Sunshine (Short Stories) - [1,285 words]
Jasmine And Gardenia Love Sue (Sooz) Simpson
Come lay beside me my man.
Let me light a fire of love in your breast.
Come bathe in my moisture, you know that you can
let not your penis lay flaccid in rest
let me scribe with my tongue on your torso
`till your nipples are budded and tight,
you are so lovely, aroused even more so
and when lit by the red firelight.
Could I live, if I don’t kiss your eyelid?
Suck the soft, loose flesh through my lips.
Roll my mouth to the tear duct and laughter line grid.
Feel your tensioning heat through my nipples and hips.
As your stiffening flesh seeks my contour,
with a will of it’s own it doth seek
and it craves its admittance, it wants to explore
and my sex is a power and peak.
So I straddle your body a hand on each shoulder.
Rampant and wanton little bit bolder,ragged of breath
and heady of odour.
Effervescent of spirit like bubbling soda.
Eye to eye locked in a gaze we see
a volcanic fire of passion.and he
thrust with his hips and writhes like a tree,
that is torn in a wind from a tumultuous sea.
It’s time for the dance like a snake in a trance.
For the passion and need of fevered romance.
With pelvic muscle a grip like a python.
To squeeze you and milk you, eruption and siphon.
A motion as fluid as water and oil
As I ride you, and guide you,
and bring you to boil.
You’re calling my name and it’s wicked and wild.
I’m woman, I’m temptress, I’m siren, I’m child
Your shaft is sheathed in my sex in my fold
your nails in my buttocks as you buck and you hold,
me to you.
My orgasm rises I arch my back.
You’re deeply within me, I take up the slack.
and quicken the pace as our heartbeats pound
like horses galloping covering ground,
feeling the blood as it courses, and causes,
the orgasms force
as it bursts and it pauses then crescendo.
Oh Baby I’m Comming it’s here
My moisture anoints you, my lover, my dear,
Aaahhh me too, Oh Honey, sweet Jesus
A sigh then silence,a moment to please us.
sated and spent I wilt to his chest
tease the hair with my finger, at peace and at rest
I lay in his arm and he kisses my head,
and the sweat tells it’s tale in the tousled bed
I tell the stars and the Moon above
We made Jasmine and Gardenia love.
READER'S REVIEWS (25) DISCLAIMER: STORYMANIA DOES NOT PROVIDE AND IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR REVIEWS. ALL REVIEWS ARE PROVIDED BY NON-ASSOCIATED VISITORS, REGARDLESS OF THE WAY THEY CALL THEMSELVES.
"Hmm, the "doth" sits a little awkwardly. But then who's bothered - it's no crime. " -- Fergus O'Ferguson.
"Hello Fergus me old mate. Ugh ... actually I didn't hate this one as much as some of the others and re-worked it. Thanks :-) " -- Sooz, Dalton-in-Furness, England, Cumbria.
"Excellently rendered work." -- Banjo Man.
"Thank-you, glad you liked it. " -- Sooz, Dalton-in-Furness, England, Cumbria.
"Monkey seriously unhappy. Storymania administration deleted my poem for no reason, only because I friends with JA St.George. He was right, they delete everything. They blow. Wanted to tell ya here, because they'll probably erase it everywhere else, and I wanted you to know why I'd "disappeared." Methinks that St.George was right, and they do fear him, and anyone he be nice to. They blow, just wanted ya to know, because you a nice lady. Ooo Ooo Ooo." -- KungFu Gibbon.
"I know where you're coming from man, the moron and/or morons who run this place piss everybody off. The site is difficult to use, most of my posts come out in bright colors that are impossible to read, that's of course when the administration isn't deleting people's work and posts. Then they have the nerve to say you can post just about anything here, when we know that's not true. I mean look at the number of works that get deleted that no one even realizes were on the board. The the ole administration denies they were ever there, or makes up some lie to cover there own ass, and usually their reason makes me laugh because it's such a lame excuse. This place used to be teeming with writers and reviewers of all sorts just a few years ago... can't imagine why they're not here anymore (dripping with sarcasm). If you want contact me at candance@bigfoot.com." -- Anonymous.
"Hey KungFu, or anybody else, if you're looking for a better site, might I suggest the Writer's Digest.com. They're the one's that produce the magazine that many of us writers use as our bible. I'm finding it to be a valuable resource, but they also have links to many other great writing sites that don't give you quite the same grief that Storymania does. You need to remember KungFu that this place is basically just a place to show off your work, and that's it, it's not really a writing site, like St.George was saying it's exclusive and since they are simply and solely a business dedicated only to themselves they can snobbishly throw out anybody they want. However, I like it because I'm just looking to post my work and hopefully catch the attention of a publisher with a work that is automatically e-copyrighted. I don't require reviews that I know I'll never get, or poor ones, and I don't bother with the rest of the site. Take care KungFu, that was a pretty funny poem, too bad that nobody'll ever know." -- Tim.
"But did you like the poem?" -- Sooz, Dalton-in-Furness, England, Cumbria.
"Well, if you're talking to me Sooz, then yeah I liked the poem. Like I said I thought it was hilarious. Now if you're suggesting that the administration delteted it because "they" didn't like it, then you are proving what so many other people have been saying all along. Imagine if they don't like a peice that you write Sooz, and then the next thing you know, all traces of Sooz are gone. I'm expecting it to happen to my work, which would royally piss me off just like these other guys and gals. I mean why did they delete, because it was about Coco Puffs, hell the guy didn't even spell it right, or maybe they didn't like bunny terds? Who knows? P.S. if you're talking about did I like your poem then ya I guess I did, though I really only came here to comment on this thread, since ya know that when there are five + reviews that usually means that a work is really great or people are having a discussion." -- Tim.
"Nice work all around Sooz. And for the thread here that just wasn't right what they did to KungFu, I thought they were trying to get more writers to come here, but by their actions it sure doesn't look that way." -- Christina P..
"A vehement torrid account of love...a f**king beautiful poem...congratulations" -- salai.
"Sooz, "Return of the Hellcat" was an outstanding example of creative short fiction, now this poem is just as dynamic and powerful, as I said before I only wish I could write like this. Excellent piece of work! " -- Monte.
"Who the hell is this KungFu Gibbon. There ain't no record of a KungFu Gibbon ever having used this site let alone posted some poem. I also wanted to correct the dumb s.o.b. who spelled it wrong too, it's Cocoa Puffs." -- Butte S. McKraken.
"An insight of poly-drenched haze on windswept mind journeys." -- Author of Teeth.
"God I hate poets they're so damned pretentious, what the Fv(k is "insight of poly-drenched haze on windswept mind jouryneys" is that supposed to be a compliment or insult? " -- Anonymous.
"Yeah, and like you're so much better Anonymous, you wouldn't know great poetry like that of Sooz Simpson and Fergus O'Ferguson if it bit you in the hind quarters. Since you fail to understand the meaning of such poetic language it only goes to show how dim you truly are. Why don't you just leave, no one wants someone so ignorant about." -- Name Withheld.
"Please don't be mad at me too Name Withheld, but I don't really understand what it means either, despite a love of poetry." -- Christina P..
"I read the poem, and I liked it a lot. I also read the reviews, and I'm not a little confused. I'm new here. Could someone please explain it to me?" -- Pearl.
"In regards to Butte's question, there's no evidence of KungFu Gibbon ever having been here, becasuse Storymania erased it all, isn't that right Sooz, I mean you saw it too." -- Kym Kendrick.
"Sooz denies everything. She always side with Storymania administration no matter how bad they get. Sooz probably is Storymania Administration. Me eat Sooz too!" -- Grunt Woggler.
"Hey! We'll have no eating of Sooz here pal. I thought this board was to be free of sexual inuendo. Hee! hee! hee!" -- Tim.
"For heaven's sake people, stop with all the reviews. If St.George were still here he'd kick all of your asses for wasting so much space with non-critiques. Since he ain't here I guess I'll have to do it, then quietly mosey along myself. After this message I want to only see critiques/raves/jeers or I'll hunt you all down like dogs." -- Kym Kendrick.
"Who the hell you lady to tell Grunt what to do? Me eat you too. Yum, yum, schlorp!" -- Grunt Woggler.
"Olde Sergei’s Review: Marvelous" -- Cam Davis.
"Thank you :-)" -- Sooz, Dalton-in-Furness, England, Cumbria.
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