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TITLE (EDIT)
Where You From? |
DESCRIPTION
A funny poem about funny people.
[306 words] |
TITLE KEYWORD
Comedy |
AUTHOR
Musau |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
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[November 2004] |
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
musau_writer@yahoo.com |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (24)
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He Who Was Defiled (Poetry) A poem reflecting no compassion. [84 words] [Mind]
How Do I Feel? (Songs) Just how I feel. [161 words] [Romance]
I Don't Bother Nobody (Songs) Keeping to myself! [135 words] [Motivational]
If I Stood On God's Right Hand (Songs) Just thinking about God! [94 words] [Spiritual]
In The Stillness Of The Light (Poetry) The flower. [82 words] [Motivational]
It's Called Love (Songs) Just a little love song. [59 words] [Romance]
Let Me Sing My Song (Songs) - [179 words] [Motivational]
Music (Songs) Just a verse about music. [15 words] [Motivational]
Plays By Musau (Plays) Plays. [27 words] [Drama]
Pretty Judy (Poetry) This is a sad love story. It deals with the ignorance and insensitivity that still exist in the southern part of America. Specifically, Alabama. [244 words] [Horror]
Stranded At Sea (Songs) All Alone [108 words]
The Fear Within (Short Stories) A former hit man goes back home to reflect on his career, and then he is thrown aback! [1,740 words] [Crime]
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To Understand The True Meaning Of Meaning (Short Stories) This is strictly for adult reading because of language and implication content. To understand the true meaning of meaning, you must read the entire story first before coming to any drastic conclusion... [5,480 words] [Erotic]
What Has Become Of Me, Now That You're Gone? (Songs) Just lonely. [160 words] [Romance]
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What Is Like To Not Have Love? (Songs) No love! [178 words] [Romance]
When I Lived In Sodom (Short Stories) This is a story that tries to get under your skin but keeps you curious in spite of it. [2,472 words] [Fantasy]
Where Does Love Begin? (Songs) Evolving Love. [186 words] [Romance]
Where To? (Songs) A love song. [199 words] [Romance]
Why Do People Laugh At Me? (Poetry) Ignoring harmful criticism. [255 words] [Motivational]
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Where You From?
Musau
Are you an American citizen?
No, I'm from Alabama below the Mason Dixie Line.
Tell me, young fellow, where you from?
I told you, from Alabama below the Mason Dixie Line
What is the Mason Dixie Line?
Listen, I tell you, I'm from way down South.
Nigguh, if you don't stop being smart, I'm gon slap
you in your mouth.
Please, mam, don't knock my death out.
Well, stop being so sassy and making me shout.
Now, young fellow, let's start this all over again.
You mean about my destiny and all my pain?
Listen, young fellow, don't get smart with me!
I am a loyal human, mortal, manly entity.
So, little nigguh, what do you say?
You mean before I get some, I have to pay.
Well, baby, tell me where you from.
I'm from a place that smells like under your arm.
Come on, baby, and be straight with me.
What will I gain, I want to see.
Well, stop yapping and let's get down!
All right, baby. In the bed, not on the ground.
I don't want a dike, I want a woman!
Listen here, child, sometimes, you can't be choicy.
Didn't you just hear what I said?
I'm not talking out of my head!
I don't want a dike, I want a woman!
Hey, baby, you are behind the times.
Don't you know this dike will give you a blow.
I'm from Alabama, and they call me Mike.
Baby, you will just have to settle with a dike
I think you are missing the point.
I thought you wanted to get down with me.
Wait a minute, baby, can't you see?
I'm a horny fellow, I know you agree.
But, I don't want a dike, I want a lady!
I want a woman without a malady.
Well, listen here, Mr. Joe Blow.
I'd rather be a dike than a 'ho.
Come on, baby, get this stuff out of your mind.
I want to get down, and you are really fine.
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"What the fuck is wrong with you guy?Are you serious about this racist poem you wrote? Let me give you some advice,take a writting class,study other poetry writings on this website.Then before you submit it on the website run it by I few people and see what they think.Don't continue to embarass yourself by putting your pointless dribble on this site." -- David.
"Hi David! Did this really get under your skin? YOU are the racist, my friend. Were you abused as a child? You certainly got some serious problems. I would love to feed you to the dogs and watch the maggots eat you up. Excuse me. I don't think the maggots would touch your filthy flesh, you maggot, you!" -- MUSAU, Los Angeles, California, USA.
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2000 Musau |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
November 2002 |
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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