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Yer Mans A Bit Weird, He Has Strange Eyelids. Stuart Eric Longridge
How can anyone prove all the dinosaurs died?
There must have been caverns individuals could hide
And if this were the case it would be intriguing to see
What their stage of evolution would be.
Observe the largest creatures on land
We know how high the elephant stands
Awkwardly protecting their family unity
And so clear to see they are victims of gravity.
So how were these enormous reptiles walking?
To indulge in plant eating and meat eater stalking
And how when we find prints in a volcanic plan
Do we also find prints of a giant man?
Giants walked the earth so the Bible says
Again man faced with forgotten days
And maybe small breeds survived in a cavity
With the many huge species meeting changed in gravity.
Comets hit, rocked the earth, and dust blacked out sun rays
Killing plants, bringing freeze in maybe less than a day
Ice slipped, poles shift and tides tipped earths alignment
Scary to visualize exactly what the nature God sent
The gravity of earth now is maybe twice what it was
Various natural disasters now known as the cause
Deleting old life and seeding new smaller creatures
With any advanced observers soon making departures
The reptiles ruled the earth for 200 million years
And man has SUPPOSEDLY only lived for 40,000 years
An evolved intelligent reptile I feel is something to avoid
Especially the grotesque idea of a lizard humanoid…
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"This sucks. My dick is smarter than this. " -- E. Rocco Caldwell.
"Man E. Rocco Caldwell sure is an insensitive jerk, I think this is a very good poem." -- Clayborne Veltross.
"e. rocco didnt write that I can assure you. The poem is excellent and so detailed. Good piece!" -- Michelle.
"Michelle, you should marry this man! You have an insight and are sensitive to where Stuart is coming from, even if it is not the place he thinks it is.As you say, the poem is excellent and so detailed, perhaps not quite conventional in it's scansion. E. Rocco and Clayborne should take respective reddeners!" -- mahadave.
"hey Stu, Really dig the title!" -- Amanda.
"LOVE the lizard humanoid...good expose!" -- Brian O Neil.
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