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TITLE (EDIT)
People Who Should Be Phased Out |
DESCRIPTION
A senryu attack on those with irritating manerisms.
[103 words] |
AUTHOR
Higgins |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
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[January 2005] |
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People Who Should Be Phased Out
Higgins
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People who move their
lips---when I’m talking; guys who
wink when they’re kidding
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Fat guys who laugh at
everything; actors who thrive
on driving race cars
III
People who give their
genitals a name; guys with
creases in their jeans
IV
A man who wears suit
and tie to a ballgame; men
who have one eyebrow
V
Guys who can juggle---
just a wee bit; men who wear
loafers without socks
VI
Athletes who give more
than one-hundred percent; those
who know prayers by heart
VII
Guys who smell like soap
in afternoon; guys wink and
give me the peace sign
VIII
Blind people who don’t
want any help; guys who flash
me the thumbs-up sign
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IX.
Women who think its
cute to have first names solely
of the initials
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
May 2004 |
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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