Caress My Soul by Dri - [120 words]
Sleepless by Dri - [107 words]
Why Women Complain by Vanessa Caldwell Women from a man's foint of view. [84 words]
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Zestfully Clean by Riot - [47 words]
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You're Not Alone by Dri We never know how far a kind word can go, do we? [148 words]
You're My Addiction by Dri - [103 words]
You Ate My Cat, Didn't You? by Tom Bomb Don't look!! [87 words]
Words Of Devotion by Dri - [104 words]
Wild Things by Andrej Milec Very, VERY, simply written; still, I feel that it is its simplicity that adds to the quality of ima... [55 words]
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Who Is My Father? by Leah Russell A girl rationalizes about how she feels towards her father. Rejection or acceptance? (This ... [189 words]
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When The Bells Began To Ring by Kennedy O Obohwemu A reflection on the election of Cardinal Joseph Radzinger as successor to Pope Joh... [115 words]
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Under The Kitchen Sink!! by Tom Bomb A horrible position for anyone, HORROR, do not read if you are young and weak minded.. [1,662 words]
Under My Sea by Buxton A little poem to pass some time. [38 words]
Tsunami You Hit My Island Home by Thrishana Pothupitiya A tsunami devastated the coastal areas of Sri Lanka on 26th December 2004. This ... [241 words]
To The Guy Who Lives In Denmark by Alina Grigoryan Chestnut He is very talented, but thinks that nobody can love him because he is not pret... [154 words]
Tired by Amanda Bates Poem about a time when I wanted nothing more than to simply not exsist but someone helped me see that was... [108 words]
Three Coins In A Fountain by Dri A tribute to the beautiful land of my ancestors... [152 words]
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The Tsunami Visit by Thrishana Pothupitiya This poem is about the visit of the former US Presidents Bill Clinton and George Bush Sr to t... [123 words]
The Promise Of A Rose by Amanda Bates A piece that simblizes the painting "Rose Meditative" by Salvador Dali. [145 words]
The Old Woman, The Little Girl by Riot - [80 words]
The Net by Inchara Its about the internet. [77 words]
The Hypothetical Prison by Kayla Meadows Literacy can sometimes mean a lack of drive when it comes to algebra...and I much prefe... [101 words]
The Fight Of Life by Leah Russell A young child considers what she could have done to prevent her father's death. [107 words]
The Edge Of The Beginning by Keri McGriff - [16 words]
The City Forest by Will Cameron For one last time football leads to violence. [179 words]
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Sweet Intimacy Of Love by Dri - [251 words]
Sweet Dreams by G N For all of the dreamers out there. [60 words]
Sweet Abandon Of Love by Dri - [200 words]
Summer Skies by Danae Bonomini This is about a girl falling in love and then having her heart broken... [118 words]
Study Of The Time Taken And Feelings Evoked Whilst Standing In A Queue To Buy The Paper This Morning. by Iain Spittles Since sta... [13 words]
Stairway To No-Where by Sasu A poem that climbs.....Or..descends!?!? [17 words]
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Sisters by Rae - [80 words]
Silences Forgotten by Melanie Geeregat This one is about my uncle who got himself into some bad stuff... [68 words]
Shark Attack by Leah Russell Reality bites at this girl incessantly. [111 words]
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Romance Me by Dri - [151 words]
Rodents And Reptiles by Rae - [68 words]
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Quiet Beauty by Kayla Meadows My interpretation of a classic theme. [31 words]
Portrait Of The Preperation Of Twenty First Century Cuisine Episode 6: Microwavable Lasagne
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Odd by Franklin Rapheal Dont you feel odd sometimes.yeah well it isnt you its the world thats strange. [189 words]
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Night Dream Believer by Buxton - [145 words]
Never Doubt by Hannah E Shellenger This is a poem about never doubting the one you should trust most. [162 words]
Need Silence by Alina Grigoryan Rock'n'roll lifestyle...gigs..noise..drinks..laughs... emotions..there's someone you love ,someone... [98 words]
My Weapon, My Weakness by Buxton A turmoil of poetry. [92 words]
My Messiah, A Collection Of Verse by Neeshant Srivastava They are a reflection of my ‘true’ life experiences and reflect its many shad... [1,658 words]
My Life With You by Dri - [91 words]
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My Escape by Leah Russell A young girl escapes harsh reality for a moment and soars!!! [252 words]
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Midnight Ride by Riot - [52 words]
Maybe More Than A Friend by Carla Thomson - [60 words]
Lovers Last Rose by Aryka - [132 words]
Love Of My Life by Dri Special dedication. [254 words]
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Inside Looking Out by Keri McGriff - [26 words]
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Hold Me In Your Arms by Dri - [232 words]
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High School by Lynn Jacob The poem dictates a typical day in the halls of high school through the young narrator's eyes. [92 words]
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Hell Sent by Tom Bomb No-one look.?? [32 words]
He Was Love by Hannah E Shellenger This is a poem written about the only love of my life! His kindness will be remembered forever. [165 words]
Haven't I Told You That I Admire Him? by Fithalene Noor There's a guy in my course that I admire but I didn't show anything. [84 words]
Games We Play by Alberto Pupo The games are played. [54 words]
Finding Love by Hannah E Shellenger This is an unusual love poem about finding love. [127 words]
Enigmas To Ponder by Dri I wrote this one from a male's perspective. [127 words]
Emotionless by Kendall Jones I wrote it when I dicided I had nothing to prove to the little princesses who believe they have the... [166 words]
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Death Bed Fed On Pain by Josh Anderson Love, confusion, depression, anxiety and anything else that can be added to an emotional ... [244 words]
Cherry Tambourine by Marie Evers - [28 words]
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A Country Song? by Sara Bella Donna An attempt to submit potential song lyrics.... sounds like a kuntry song to me...ugh. [121 words]
21 Steps Till by Alberto Pupo 21 steps till something occurs... [62 words]
10 Seconds Too Late by Kasey Ann Miller -- [147 words]
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TITLE (EDIT)
Portrait Of The Preperation Of Twenty First Century Cuisine Episode 6: Microwavable Lasagne |
DESCRIPTION
This piece reflects my life-long interest in, and study of kitchen appliances. Since an early age, I have tried to understand what goes on in the minds of such things, and have managed to establish a primitive form of communication with many 'white goods'. When my microwave told me what I reveal here, I cried for a week. if you fail to see the depth of what she has revealed to me you are clearly without feeling, and I pray your black shrivelled heart may one day feel the pain suffered by so many domestic appliances. Ping.
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AUTHOR
Iain Spittles |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
You may have heard the theory that an infinite amount of monkeys, given an infinite amount of time, and an infinite amount of typewriters, and, I suppose, ink; could produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Part of a secret experiment, funded by NASA, I, and eleven of my simian brothers, were launched into space to test the theory. Government budgets cutting numbers of monkey and typewriter from ininity to twelve, the plan was destined to fail. The badly built rocket crashed, I escaped, my furry companions dead. The cocktail of drugs I was force fed giving me the most irresistable urge to write. Now all I can do is sit here, at this computer, and type. I hate humans for what they have done to me and my brothers, and will eventually find a way ro rule the world from my keyboard; subliminal messages are hidden in all I write, slaves.....
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AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
moogmonkey@hotmail.com |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (15)
A-Z (Poetry) Just thought I'd try writing something with words from A to Z in alphabetical order. Not really sur what catagory it should go in, but have a go yourself and post here!! [26 words]
Change And Continuity (Poetry) Just a short poem to test what kind of response rate to expect if i post some of my other work (mostly fiction, some more poems). Please review. [49 words] [Spiritual]
Hottie Pursuit (Short Stories) Was walking through town yesterday and got the idea for this...... [734 words]
Lowest Low. (Poetry) Just read it, it'll only take a minute. If you're bigger than your ego, you may even 'empathise'. [94 words]
No Title As Yet (Poetry) Another short piece, just tell me what you think, if you take the time to read it, please also take the time to review it, even if it is only one word I want to hear it, and FFS use the message board!... [272 words]
Ode To Mr. T (Poetry) Just a quick poem for fun. [62 words]
Who Knows What? (Short Stories) This is an updated version, take a look, give a comment in return, that's all I ask. [966 words]
She's Got Beef. (Poetry) Just another dull poem to uninspire you. For some reason I can't use italics there should be some in this piece, Can you tell where? Answers on a postcard. [73 words]
Since You've Gone (Poetry) Curious got me all curious about my own emotions over lost exes, so I dug into them a little.... [49 words] [Relationships]
Study Of The Time Taken And Feelings Evoked Whilst Standing In A Queue To Buy The Paper This Morning. (Poetry) Since standing in a queue my life will never be the same. I merely wished to make a purchase, and was forced to stand, without food or watermelon, for just over eight minutes. Now even mater says I am... [13 words]
Telephone Conversation (Poetry) Noting much. [272 words]
The Four Seasons (Poetry) Just another poem. [96 words]
The Frustrated Author (Poetry) See title. [136 words]
The Time Machine (Poetry) Wishful thinking. [27 words]
The Trouble With Immortality (Short Stories) I know this will make some of you laugh. A tongue in cheek peek into another world.... [591 words]
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Portrait Of The Preperation Of Twenty First Century Cuisine Episode 6: Microwavable Lasagne
Iain Spittles
Round and round,
and round and round,
round and round,
and round and round,
round and round,
with a whirring sound.
Ping.
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© 2005 Iain Spittles |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
May 2005 |
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