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Living In Dreams by Amarjit Bhambra How far can l remember, for our lives gone by are dreams now, that we can never forget and ne... [95 words]
The Beautiful Guardian Angel by Andrews - [86 words]
The Mencing Of The Mobils by Amarjit Bhambra I personally hate them, with the changes l have seen in my children using them 24 hou... [118 words]
The Beautiful Sky Blue Budgie by Amarjit Bhambra Saw him stand out again the green surroundings. [194 words]
Brown Owl by Amarjit Bhambra Was an Middle aged Lady living down our street, who ran the Local Girl Guide. She encouraged me to go... [152 words]
A Few Asian Girls In Britain 1969 by Amarjit Bhambra Incident that we had to face in School from English girls with hump against t... [163 words]
Lipstick Heart by Kate Kerrison Do we ever really know the people we love? [104 words]
The Things That I Thought He Could Not Do by Amarjit Bhambra My African Grey [148 words]
My Mysterious Dad by Green Emerald My Dad is the quietest man you could ever meet. You never know what his thinking. He has a ha... [221 words]
Sisters For Life by Green Emerald I love my sisters! They are my best friends and worst enemies at the best and worst of times! ... [91 words]
Jealousy by Green Emerald Jealousy...A Woman's best friend. [236 words]
Adonis by Kate Kerrison Just a few words that popped into my head. [52 words]
Wanting Something by Carla Thomson Just something I wrote... I don't know. [113 words]
Love On The Kancamagus. by Ken Harbec Sharp turns, on the road and in life. [291 words]
You Think U Hard? by Dranrae Rather not like me, but I felt the need to express how foolish some delusion filled punks can... [54 words]
You Don't Do Shit Like That by Alia Harold This is about somebody name DANA MYERS. [163 words]
Working 2 Duties by Green Emerald Working 2 duties...1 at home and 1 at work. [201 words]
Wondering by Richard Ferrell Spiritual. [61 words]
Woman Beater by Katherine Smith - [141 words]
Wine Of A Different House And Colour by Randall Barfield - [74 words]
Whomever by Matthew Mark Gill Whatever You The review was quite funny.. [91 words]
Where You Live by Briony Carvalho Blah blah fed up of work! [151 words]
Where I Cannot Hide by M Q Walters I can feel it in the air...taste it on my tongue...it comes...just the way it always does. [102 words]
Where Had I Gone Wrong? by Nicky Rothschild Something that I had made while back. [178 words]
What People Think They Know by Kate Kerrison Some people think they know more about your relationship than you do [120 words]
What Could Be........We'll Never Know by Cynara Moore It’s about abortion and the distress that it burdens on humanity. [73 words]
Wanting It To Be The End by Nicky Rothschild Getting a phone call from someone I knew from my dreadfull past. As I then try to be h... [227 words]
To Many Beers by Nicky Rothschild - [247 words]
Ticking Time Bomb by Nicky Rothschild I made this when I was pissed off, hehe. [206 words]
Thinking Of Yashua by Carla Thomson What do yhou think?... it's just somthing that kind of came to me... didn't spend a whole lo... [159 words]
The Sky Is Weeping by Stefan Martello I've read that true artistic writing is completely objective from the author, and that perso... [99 words]
The Porcelain Doll by Katherine Smith - [113 words]
The People I Prefer by Randall Barfield - [47 words]
The Joy Of A Teen's Room by Carla Thomson Well... my room is one of those kool attic rooms... when i'm done painting it it's goi... [158 words]
The Human Condition(By The Pessimist) by Randall Barfield - [19 words]
The Healing Process by Joanna Parsons A sept. 11 poem. [237 words]
The Head Of State's Eyes by Randall Barfield - [42 words]
The Death Of My Descent by Kendall Wilt Had to get you roses, chocolate and a poem because I couldn't afford a solid gold bar. [147 words]
Ten Planets High by Bg Ryan - [70 words]
Speech Blanket by Desi Williams Something I wrote in a sleepy state... and although I was almost "out", yes, I did mean to spell... [21 words]
Sorry Sir by Tamsin Butler Just how I feel most days in the job that I am in :) [117 words]
Smile by Kate Kerrison We all need a bit of encouragement [91 words]
Shitfishin' by Kendall Wilt What the hell. [52 words]
She Was Loved by Kate Kerrison - [62 words]
Shadows And Darkness... by Dranrae Not a religious person, rather a spiritual one. Just a musing during a late night. Hope... [104 words]
Sea Song by Kendall Wilt Truth that life and love should not be intermingled. [129 words]
Score by Matthew Gill Homerun Running the bases.. [119 words]
Rx Perscription For The Heart by Ophir Restfulpeace A SICK. A BROKEN HEART. A HEART ON THE MEND. [230 words]
Restrain This! by Matthew Mark Gill Lawyer Shack Whatever ya think girl is fine! I don't care!! [104 words]
Remember It All by Shannon H Stotz Dedicated to Samanatha Maskewicz. [163 words]
Real Life, Dream Life by Kate Kerrison There is a fine line between reality and fantasy [115 words]
Powders Of Dust. by Amarjit Bhambra We all love animal but how much do we really care. Lets face it the World is ours... Who need... [90 words]
Poena Texo by T J Rintoull Second Collection Of Short Poems On The General Subject Of Pain - dealing with inner and outer turmo... [364 words]
Poena Termes by T J Rintoull A tree falling. A teardrop landing. [21 words]
Please Daddy Please by Samara Loosing someone to a mental dissability... [103 words]
Perspex Dreams by Caleigh Jepison My first submission about looking back on my youth and wanting it all back. [88 words]
Peom by L Jay Poem about losing someone and gaining something new out of it. [437 words]
Overcoming Tsunami Blues by Danari Parsons A poem/song lyric regarding the Asian Tsunami of 2005 [162 words]
Open Your Eyes by Cyndi Serna - [69 words]
Open Water by Buxton - [58 words]
Now That You Have Gone.... by Amarjit Bhambra - [119 words]
Not Learning Via Our Mistakes by Amarjit Bhambra GOD gave us a chance and the animails were saved BUT we are despite given that ch... [92 words]
Nik by Matthew Mark Gill Think What Ya Wish The girl that never got life. [137 words]
Night, Baby by Crystalrae States -This was written for a boy I left back home. [166 words]
Needed by Nicky Rothschild No comment. [253 words]
My Well Respected Brother On Lakri Day by Amarjit Bhambra Lakri Day,is a very special day for Brother and Sister. The Sister's ti... [73 words]
My School Days In Britain by Bhambra Whilst in school we had to face racial bullying from a few English girls. BUT bearing... [180 words]
My New Gran-Ma And My New Gran-Dad by Amarjit Bhambra When we arrived in Britain in the cold winters of the 60's, At the age of 6,... [259 words]
My Men Are Full Of Vigor by Randall Barfield This is about crosses, isn´t it? [48 words]
My Lady Part Two by Enzo - [80 words]
My Lady Part One by Enzo - [60 words]
My Heart Grew Wings by Cyndi Serna Dedicated to my wonderful loving husband. [88 words]
My Grandpas by Shannon H Stotz Dedicated to my grandpas. [93 words]
My Fan by Randall Barfield - [23 words]
My Bodyguard, Carol by Amarjit Bhambra A school friend that used to protect an Asian Girl in Multy racial British School in the 70... [128 words]
My Big Toe Nicely by Randall Barfield - [23 words]
My Africa by Amarjit Bhambra Bits and peices of what l can remember in Africa from the age of about 5 to 6 [71 words]
Music Man by Kate Kerrison What music means to me. [60 words]
Mum You Are Always Right by Green Emerald This poem is dedicated to my wise and wonderful Mother. Who is always right. [268 words]
Multiple Streams Of Income by Pranai Karal Worldwide data entry operator needed.Work from the comfort of your home as a full ti... [26 words]
Missing You Still by Carla Thomson The only guy i've ever loved... thinking about him still... I left him about a year ago... [129 words]
Midnight Rain by Carla Thomson I wrote it last night and would love some feedback... anything would good. [148 words]
Meet Mary by Randall Barfield - [39 words]
Making A Move by Kate Kerrison How do you make the first move. [115 words]
Make Things Right! by Matthew Mark Gill Now Those who sin are forgiven if they repent.. [100 words]
Love-N-Pain by Jay Little It explans itself. [223 words]
Look At Yourself Before Me by Nicky Rothschild This is something for my mother mostly. She complains saying that I'm trouble maker ... [236 words]
Live Life by Cyndi Serna In memory of my dad. [142 words]
Lions Young by Randall Barfield - [16 words]
Life On The Shelf by Randall Barfield - [27 words]
Life On A Wire by Matthew Mark Gill Tapped The best actors of the USA. [48 words]
Life Of Fear by Nicky Rothschild It is about a person who wants to get out of a life of fear but is to scared to do it. [206 words]
Life Of Aguny by Nicky Rothschild About a girl that is in a deep state of depression. [194 words]
Leaving You Behind... by Green Emerald How a mother's heart breaks when leaving her baby behind to go and earn ends meat..it's a... [194 words]
Just Respect Me by Carla Thomson Guys annoy me when they don't know how to show respect... what else can I say... they piss me o... [99 words]
John's Passion, John's Curse by Danari Parsons A poem about an alchoholic homeless. [137 words]
J M by Tasha Jones Poem that was inspired by someone I have spoken to but never met. [58 words]
Its Only Words by Kate Kerrison Words - we use them everyday, sometimes they drive us mad. [65 words]
It's Only A Dream by Carla Thomson - [77 words]
Invisible Thugs Or Imaginary Killers, A Collection Of The Perverse Verse by Jason Roland These are a series of poems I have bee... [578 words]
In My Mind I Cheat On You by Randall Barfield Throw the first stone. [74 words]
In His Coat Of Armour by Amarjit Bhambra My pet-(your can share) [97 words]
If L Was To Make A Love Song...... by Bhambra - [105 words]
I Remember You by Matija Mateš Love song. [167 words]
I Fell In Love With You by Randall Barfield - [97 words]
How Did I Get So Lucky by Green Emerald One of my favourite...for the one I love and will cherish forever. [138 words]
Hot Passion by Jay Little It's a peom about passion heated up just a little bit. [206 words]
Heart Hands by Tamsin Butler Poem about being hurt and wanting to protect yourself. [88 words]
Happy Birthday To You In Heaven Above by Connie Kay Hallstrand Written for my grandma's 90th birthday - also the day she passed away 4 y... [146 words]
Green And Free by Andrews - [15 words]
Good Things Come In Small Packages by Amarjit Bhambra - [69 words]
Ghost Of The Elepants. by Bhambra What can we do BUT make ourselves heard - and maybe some one out there will listen to ou... [114 words]
Funny Funny
Forever In Pain by Nicky Rothschild Some poem I had made a while back. [111 words]
Flash In The Pan by Matthew Mark Gill Gill Bring It Another one bites the dust.. [117 words]
Filling The Air With Laughter by Amarjit Bhambra No matter how sick my mother was she filled the air with laughter Also beinging ... [103 words]
Fashion Girl by Matthew Gill Fashion The thoughts of the fun times we had. [195 words]
Farewell by Bhambra Got you guessing. [111 words]
Each A Star by Randall Barfield Dear Readers: This poem-story, sadly, is based on a true and recent incident near where we live. [40 words]
Don't Care by Nicky Rothschild Oh just something that I made oh so many months ago. [381 words]
Deaths Door On The Gallipoli by Sasu It's 1915, I sit in the trenches on the Aegean coast of Suvla Bay. Waiting for my ... [430 words]
Dave's A Dork by Matthew Mark Gill Wannabe Sports Man The reason why.. [187 words]
Dark Betrayal by Wanderer Bass A love misplaced. [58 words]
Daring To Touch Saeed by Randall Barfield This piece is supposed to be about Flight 93. It's very hard to write about. If you've ... [166 words]
Damn! I Fell.... by Charity B Baez I fell....in Love. [322 words]
Da Game by Nicky Rothschild No comment. [105 words]
Create, Create by Randall Barfield - [16 words]
Colloquigasm by Kendall Wilt Canned thoughts of powerful importance. [106 words]
Choose Wisely by Cyndi Serna - [218 words]
Children Of Tomorrow by Bhambra Its a shame to see very young people take to drugs and drink, I have seen one young person... [117 words]
Cashola by Matthew Mark Gill Cashola The best revenge is becoming rich.. [84 words]
Can I Give In Now? by Nicky Rothschild No comment. [59 words]
California Sands by Matthew Mark Gill Dude The warm sands and beaches.. Walking away.. [79 words]
Calico by Jason Roland An angry poem. [364 words]
Black And White Memories by Roberto J Moreno It's a poem about feeling love. [263 words]
Best General by Enzo - [103 words]
Bella by Andrews - [26 words]
Because His Skin Is Dark by Randall Barfield - [19 words]
Asprin Air by Buxton - [124 words]
Ash by Wanderer Bass - [55 words]
Abstinence by Randall Barfield - [18 words]
A Tortured Soul by Cyndi Serna - [189 words]
A Sisters Bond by Cyndi Serna For my sister. [120 words]
A Sinner's Daily Prayers by Richard Ferrell - [68 words]
A Place In My Memories by Carla Thomson - [84 words]
A Mother's Love by Cyndi Serna Dedicated to my first daughter Kassie. [144 words]
A Miracle Like You by Cyndi Serna - [103 words]
A Million Times Plus One by Randall Barfield I have never stopped loving the tune "A Whiter Shade of Pale." I heard it the first t... [234 words]
11:00 Am Monday by Andrews - [108 words]

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TITLE (EDIT)
Funny Funny
DESCRIPTION
Have a laugh, its good for you. cheers
[469 words]
TITLE KEYWORD
Comedy
AUTHOR
Amarjit Bhambra
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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[June 2007]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (144)
A Different Kind Of Love (Poetry) - [95 words] [Nature]
A Dj Song (Songs) - [130 words]
A Few Asian Girls In Britain 1969 (Poetry) Incident that we had to face in School from English girls with hump against the Asian girls. [163 words] [Biography]
A Letter To Shilpa (Poetry) A thought on racism.... [181 words]
A Lost Soul (Poetry) A poem based on what drinking can do. [79 words] [Mind]
A Message For Christmas....... (Poetry) A Little song that l always remember from my childhood which l learned in Sunday School, I think that there should be more Sunday School for our children to be preaching on the right path - so that th... [80 words]
A Mother In Law From India (Plays) This poem is written with an open mind and does not relate to my own Mother in Law in anyway.It is something that is made up and l hope you enjoy it, as It is my first peice using both English and In... [225 words] [Humor]
A Peice Of Spain (Poetry) I have not been back to Spain since 27 years! [65 words]
A Taste Of Snow (Poetry) A contrast between two lands Africa and Britain. [212 words]
A Thing Of A Bat? (Short Stories) When this actually happened, it was very hilarious. I hope you imagine it well to enjoy that particular day with us. [349 words] [Humor]
Aaron (Poetry) A small Hiku poem - My first Grandson [17 words] [Relationships]
An Unbalanced World (Poetry) - [168 words]
Angry Waves (Poetry) The waves of 2005 [97 words] [Nature]
Another Bilingual Indian Song (Songs) Having bought up in England, Its nice to try and write songs or peotry in Indian, tranlated in English So other people can understand us too. And as u can see in the Music stream, youngesters of Brit... [171 words]
Be Kind (Poetry) - [61 words]
Birth (Poetry) And it was the birth of my Grand son! [33 words] [Biography]
Brown Owl (Poetry) Was an Middle aged Lady living down our street, who ran the Local Girl Guide. She encouraged me to go to Brownies with her each week at the age of 7. I am an Asian girl and she welcomed our family wi... [152 words] [Biography]
By The Sea (Poetry) Its were we all like to be. [82 words]
Charlie The Squirral (Short Stories) When my son was born,I alway remember a Squirral in the Hospital grounds that the Nurses used to feed -chips, so this story is for children to enjoy dedicated to Charlie the Squirral.(Oh my son is ov... [341 words]
Circle Of Life (Poetry) Haiku About life... [10 words] [Mystery]
Corridors Of Love? (Poetry) Knocking on the right door....I remember my creator.... [79 words] [Mystical]
Cries Eoch In The Mountains, (Poetry) Can you not almost hear the real eoch of crying in the cold Mountains after the Earthquake? [75 words] [Nature]
Dare If You Care (Poetry) - [67 words] [Relationships]
Dear Brother (Poetry) Life is full of meanings, but sometimes we wished we had said things not realizing it when it is too late. [101 words] [Relationships]
Deep Rooted Love (Poetry) - [75 words] [Mystery]
Diana (Poetry) A POEM ABOUT Diana. [55 words]
Do Yea Remember Those Eyebrows Gil? (Poetry) Some of the funny things that happen to us in life.... [131 words]
Don't Judge Me Via A Book By It's Cover (Poetry) I say don't judge anyone even a ........ [207 words] [Humor]
Eat You Lunch Children (Short Stories) A story for Halloween for young children,especially the ones that don't finish their lunch.... [450 words] [Literary Fiction]
Emotion Hurts (Poetry) - [102 words] [Mystical]
Emotions Hurt (Songs) It made me cry as I wrote this sad song, of the day my mother died - did it make anybody else cry? - I think that death is a mystery. [104 words] [Mystery]
Estimated Love (Poetry) Love has its values in measures, amounts and cost... [74 words]
Eve's Birthday Surprise (Plays) A funny little play. [204 words] [Humor]
Face To Face With Daylight Robbers (Short Stories) A tricky situation... [288 words]
From The Earth To The Moon (Poetry) - [75 words]
Full Steam Ahead (Poetry) A Child's first Train..... [31 words]
God Is Working On Another Mircle (Poetry) Please continue praying for Payam for today l have read that after 5 weeks he has started to talk! He is a 15 year old boy who was Knocked down by a car,,, Please keep praying [44 words]
He Gave It All Away (Short Stories) I have my own African Grey and this story was written in 1999, hope you like it.... [1,959 words]
Help Me Back To The Ground (Songs) Imagine singing this one on top of a mountain. [111 words] [Self-Help]
Henna And The Coloured Pencils (Children) Delightful short story about a small girl who threw her coloured pencils away but.... [586 words] [Fantasy]
Hidden Looks (Poetry) Mysteries of Love. [158 words]
Hip Hop, Bangra's Hot (Songs) Comments on this one which includes HIP HOP, Bangra and Boy, girl (SCENE IN DISCO CLUB) and...... a Parrot! RAPPING IT IN! pretty smart.... what do you think? [251 words]
How A Teenager Advoided A Pervert (Short Stories) A lot of teenager girls are not aware of dangers that they would face when confronted with a pervert.... thinking clever sometimes work. [819 words] [Literary Fiction]
I Remember Joe (Poetry) About our cockatoo whom we had for 11 years. [147 words]
If I Was To Walk Back In Time (Poetry) - [63 words]
Impecunious (Poetry) A poem about work without money! [128 words]
In Out (Poetry) Figure it out A Hiku - meaning a small four line verse poem. [24 words]
Is What L Hate, Is What L ................. (Poetry) Do you know the feeling? [356 words]
It Was One Day Before Christmas....... (Poetry) - [88 words]
Its Rock (Songs) - [87 words]
Just Like Your Dad (Poetry) - [61 words]
Knocky Knocky Nnocks! (Children) When the world cries, you cry with it, and when the world laugh, you laugh with it. [92 words] [Humor]
Life Can Take You Up And Down (Poetry) - [103 words]
Like A Bottle (Songs) Something knew to me - A Bilingal song, written and translated - in English and Indian. So it's a 2 way writting method. ....A bit on the unfinished side perhap you can help finish it? [64 words]
Like Sugar And Cream (Songs) A little love song. [96 words] [Fantasy]
Like Troubled Water (Short Stories) One way of explaining life... [1,261 words]
Lilic Dreams (Poetry) I aways loved the colour Lilic - lilics are full of dreams. [99 words] [Fantasy]
Living In Dreams (Poetry) How far can l remember, for our lives gone by are dreams now, that we can never forget and never thought we would dream off, Yet we live our dreams and yet we never deamt we would come this far.(A lo... [95 words] [Biography]
Love Is A Connection (Poetry) Haiku On Love... [12 words]
Love On The Other Side (Songs) A song about a woman who died young and her husband is kind of forgotton her and married someone else. [161 words] [Fantasy]
Love With Respect (Poetry) - [76 words] [Mind]
Making A Promise (Poetry) How do you keep a Promise? [75 words]
Me And My Pyjamas (Songs) How doe it feel song have a laugh and have an opinion? I don't mind if you think it is silly.... [162 words] [Comedy]
Mental Art (Poetry) Picture painted via da Mood. [100 words]
Modonna Crying Statue - Why? (Foreign) Words that express poetry and words that express meaning of the above. [146 words] [Mystical]
Mother Earth's Brains For The Future (Poetry) See for yourselves, What is happening around the world - (Globle Warming) Richard Braston is also now offering award to solve the problem to scientist. PS This poem was written in 2005. [154 words] [Nature]
Mother India Our Root Man (Songs) I Love reading on how other Silks like myself have settled in England and other parts of the World BUT at the end of the day, one should not forget our Roots - We all were at one time the seeds of Mot... [168 words]
Mr. Me,Me,Do (Songs) A little jolly son, for babys and toddlors. [69 words]
Mrs. Bilkhu And Her Two Little Finches (Short Stories) A very sad little story - very diffcult to write through my tears. They flew into her heart and ....... [926 words]
Mrsa - The Deadly Bug (Poetry) - [215 words]
My Africa (Poetry) Bits and peices of what l can remember in Africa from the age of about 5 to 6 [71 words] [Biography]
My Bodyguard, Carol (Poetry) A school friend that used to protect an Asian Girl in Multy racial British School in the 70's. [128 words] [Biography]
My Favourate Flower.....An Orchid. (Poetry) They are beautiful and smell nice,,,,, [48 words]
My New Gran-Ma And My New Gran-Dad (Poetry) When we arrived in Britain in the cold winters of the 60's, At the age of 6, how did we know that we were going to leave behind our Grand-dad and our Lovely Gran-ma back in Africa. After living rough ... [259 words] [Biography]
My Own Thought On The New Airport T5 (Poetry) My own thoughts about the New Runaway, Terminal 5 [133 words]
My Teeth Are Clean! (Children) One way to teach children to eat carrots! This one is for under 5's I hope you enjoy it, it was written for my Gran-son Aaron. [65 words] [Animal]
My Treat (Short Stories) - [631 words]
My Well Respected Brother On Lakri Day (Poetry) Lakri Day,is a very special day for Brother and Sister. The Sister's tie a string on their brother wrist to show their love and respect for each other. My brother died a few years ago, so l wrote thi... [73 words] [Biography]
My Wonderful Gran-Son Arron (Poetry) My first Gran-son....Ahhh. [23 words] [Relationships]
Now That You Have Gone.... (Poetry) - [119 words]
One Day And Than What? (Poetry) Think about it. [123 words] [Nature]
One Foot Here, One Foot There (Poetry) Haiku about the soul [10 words]
Our First Pet (Poetry) About a cocktel which we had for 11 years and one of our first pet. [128 words]
Our Parrot Scared The Burglar (Short Stories) I can imagine at it happened and find it quite funny as to how he must have ran off without taking any goods from our house.... [454 words] [Animal]
Pardise In Neasden (Poetry) - [75 words]
Pleasant Dreams (Poetry) A small poem about my brother who passed away a few years ago. [45 words] [Mind]
Pray To Be Connected (Poetry) Feel the Power of Beinging connected. [103 words]
Prayers (Poetry) Prayers can... [40 words]
Praying For A Mircle.... (Poetry) Please have heart and join in pray for a mircle for a very sick boy who was involved in an accident in October. If our prays work, maybe we will hear of that Mircle. This is one way of doing good and ... [96 words] [Mind]
Put It Together (Songs) - [94 words]
Revealing Secrets (Songs) How difficult could it be to get into ones heart. to know ones feelings..... [111 words] [Horror]
Shine Your Light (Poetry) - [62 words]
Sindy's Eyebrows (Screenplays) When this happened, it was very hillious and funny. I hope you enjoy it too. [213 words] [Humor]
Singapore Excution Of Mr. Nguyen (Poetry) Since last week, l came across the excution news on the Australian Mr. Nguyen. l am shocked at the way this young mans life is going to end because of a mistake he made. We all make mistakes, we all g... [149 words] [Humor]
Sisterly Love? (Poetry) Some of the things that happen in our teens... [106 words]
Thank You Britain (Poetry) This poem is about from there to here, when we first left Africa and landed in Britain. [118 words] [Adventure]
Thanks A Lot (Songs) Bangra is well know Indian beat now often used in Even rap songs, I make this one up last night. I hope some one would comment on it. [101 words] [Fantasy]
The Beautiful Sky Blue Budgie (Poetry) Saw him stand out again the green surroundings. [194 words] [Animal]
The Burglar, My Husband And I (Non-Fiction) This actually happened, Its also good to have a laugh about it. [243 words] [Humor]
The Ceramic Dog (Poetry) Which was so important to my mother before she died. [61 words]
The Day Joe Died (Poetry) When our family lost our feathered friend whom we had for 11 years [91 words]
The Destroyer Of Love (Poetry) What destroys Love.... [57 words]
The Different Colours Of Love (Poetry) Love moods comes in different packages [130 words]
The First Cry (Poetry) And l wonder why [45 words]
The Flower Of Life (Poetry) - [34 words]
The Good Against The Evil (Short Stories) - [628 words]
The Healing Hand Of The Lord (Short Stories) I was in a Foreign Country, with my son who fell ill in the middle of the night. I have to share my love from God and his wonderful healing power which comes from faith and love.... [259 words] [Mystical]
The Love Of God Within You (Poetry) - [80 words] [Mind]
The Mencing Of The Mobils (Poetry) I personally hate them, with the changes l have seen in my children using them 24 hours on ends. BUT l may just like them a little bit, when knowing my children are safe thats all. [118 words]
The Pharoah's Daughter (Short Stories) A little tale one mightlike.... [246 words]
The Power Of Love (Poetry) .....The Taj Mahal. [65 words]
The Power Within (Short Stories) - [90 words] [Biography]
The Prince And The African Grey (Chapter 1) (Novels) The Story is full of adventure and is about s Young Prince who falls in love with an Asian Girl. The main true character in the story is an African Grey who helps the Prince through his adventure in t... [3,551 words] [Adventure]
The Rude And The Polite (Poetry) - [35 words]
The Sikh Way Of Life (Poetry) - [82 words] [Spiritual]
The Things That I Thought He Could Not Do (Poetry) My African Grey [148 words] [Animal]
The Tsunami (Poetry) A time to express our feelings of how we feel. [120 words]
The Victims. (Poetry) A helping hand from the loving World. [105 words] [Mind]
The Vine (Poetry) Haiku About the Vine.. [14 words]
The Warrior Of Love And Passion (Songs) - [139 words] [Health]
The Waves They Tell Me (Poetry) - [1,250 words]
The Yun And The Yin (Poetry) So you know what it means? [59 words]
Things That Really Happen In Life - The Sense The Feeling Before It Really Happens. (Short Stories) This really happened to me in School and l made it into a short story... [356 words] [Mystery]
To Be With You On Valentines Day (Poetry) - [88 words] [Fantasy]
Trish (Poetry) - [50 words]
True Dreams (Poetry) A poem on a dream that really came true, I don't know the meaning can anyone help? [83 words] [Mystery]
Twaddle (Poetry) The title speaks for its self. Twaddle(senseless, talk or writing nonsense) I like it - I hope you like it too. [26 words] [Fantasy]
Twisted (Songs) - [66 words]
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Wanna Man A Lot (Songs) Might sound nice if there is music to it. I hope somebody would like it. [79 words]
What An Experience (Poetry) An experience in India. [118 words] [Adventure]
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What Is This Thing Called Love? (Poetry) It hurts to see love that is blind? [176 words] [Horror]
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Your First Kiss For Me (Poetry) My one and only......... [43 words]
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Funny Funny
Amarjit Bhambra

There was a trendy lass,
From Eastham,
Who wore hot pants and
six inch high heels,
Her catwalk was in the
broadway.

some boys in a Rover,
Obviously saw her,
As she crossed the road
and tripped,
And her Hot Pants, oop,
did rip!

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The woman from Richchester,
Who married a man from Chichester,
and they had four children in
Winchester,
They named one Rich,
The girl they called Chic,
and one they called Winney,
The last one you can guess,
was called Chester.

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A Woman from Finland

There was a woman from Finland,
Who married an English Bin-man,
They had two children, between em,
and decided to name em,
Bin and Fin.

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The Fat

There was a fat man from England,
Who thought that he could jet off
from England to America,
He didn't get far,
and flatten the white horse,
However, finally he succeeded
and landed on Roland Regan,
and suddenly became a great star.

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The Skinny Barman

There was a skinny barman,
who thought that he had a lot of fun,
He gave everyone lots and lots of
free cans,
A bit tippsy himself,
he called one of them a Bitch,
Who in return on him, snitched,
and soon he was forever banned.

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What did the king say to the mouse?

"Who is your Leader",

"Rat" Ha ha.

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What did the bird say to the dirty dog?

"I'm your bird, your dirty dog".


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What did the lip say to the finger?

Finger liken good>

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What did the dog say to da cat?

"Come here pusy cat"

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What did the owl say to the cat?

"Owl better get home now"

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What did the cat say to the owl?

"Meee and Owl in love,

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What kind of a know did the cat have
on her door?

Rat a Tat tat.

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What did the carrot say to you?

"my nose is bigger than yours"

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What did the orange say?

"Squeeze me and please me"
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What did the carrot say to the banana?

"Don't go around the bed again"

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What did the banana say to the well rotten
banana?

"your look like a wingless bat"!

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The barman was collecting the glasses
when he went to pick the Indian man's
glass the Indian man said,

"I go, glass go? (l go Glasgow)

(I heard this joke years ago)

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What did the Giraffe say to the ant?

"I ant going anywhere without you"

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What did the elephant say to the hippo?

"Lets go out for a drink and play
Pool"

(referring to as the Pool with the water).

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What did the gypsies say to the bee?

"Help, l've just got stung".


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What would you spend your last cent on?

Perfume

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A cow boy went to see the can can show,

There were five can can ladies on the
stage,

While they were doing the Can can show,

The man in the audience started to faint
one by one.

Soon the whole lot fainted.

The ladies could not understand why.

Untill finally one of them realised that
she had forgot to put one her Knickers.

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Indian Joke (Kind of Billingal)

An Asian man who had not long been in England was
walking down a busy high street,
when accidentally an English woman bumped
into him and said "Sorry"

He looked back at her and started shouting,

"you Saalee Kootee"!

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