You've Got Male:-) by Dri Just being silly myself. A satire to a darling movie. [268 words]
You Make Me Smile. by Bobby Golden A SMILE SAYS SO MUCH. [171 words]
With You I Feel Complete by Dri Another one that I wanted to become lyrics for a song. [140 words]
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White Hawk by Desi Williams What does my white hawk mean to me? I can't finish it until the bird flies here and lets me know he ... [37 words]
Untitled-Freestyle by Jay Little Straight from the flow of feelings to the computer [198 words]
Untitled 1 by Chloe L Batey I went through a stage where I was depressed constantly and this was one of the peices that came out... [53 words]
Unfairness by Dri - [148 words]
Uncle D by Katherine Smith My uncle recently commited suicide and this is a way to be at peace with myself and to move on. [502 words]
To You I Give, For You I Would by Dri - [195 words]
Time With Me by Roberto J Moreno Just a transient thought. [42 words]
This Is My Love For You by Dri This is for when I meet him...one day, hopefully! [239 words]
This Is Me... by Chloe L Batey I wrote it as a sort of hint to my friends (I never showed them though) I was just out growing th... [83 words]
The World Joys Our Love by Roberto J Moreno - [218 words]
The Stalker (It's A Different One!) by Aamanrah SOMETHING is following him... [137 words]
The Sea by Wanderer Bass - [51 words]
The Search by Jimmy Mason Humanity through my eyes. How lost are we? [102 words]
The Rose - By Jasmine Batey by Jasmine P Batey A story of love, a rose, and in a way, a story about love. [62 words]
The Rend In My Back by Devin Salinger Pure silliness... [143 words]
The Manchurian Mandrake by French - [19 words]
The Love Of God Within You by Amarjit Bhambra - [80 words]
The Longing Of You by Andrews - [39 words]
The Hell Monkey’S Revenge by Jimmy Mason Evil, Twisted, Lewd, Crude, Don't read unless you like to be disgusted. I was in a od... [233 words]
The Fool by Roberto J Moreno This a poem about a person who is in love with someone who chooses to ignore them and play with their ... [259 words]
The Destroyer Of Love by Amarjit Bhambra What destroys Love.... [57 words]
The Darkness Never Leave's by Crowley This one was just something i wrote one day when i wasnt feeling well. [89 words]
The After Life & Beyond by Jimmy Mason You decide [94 words]
That Very Long Night by Jae Rae It's kind of creepy, sad kind of thing. [315 words]
Teenaged Love by Roberto J Moreno - [206 words]
Summer Memories by Nicky C Carlson This poem is about looking back on all the summers I've had and rememboring everything about th... [80 words]
Stupified by Elise Simmonds Its about not living the way you really want to, falling victim to strange and sometimes pointless ru... [53 words]
Structures by Emilymadge Finding yourself through your experiences, coming to terms with reality verse you fantsies, what it ... [136 words]
Story About A Happy Family by Davin Brooks The way it goes in my hometown [224 words]
Stormy Weather by Dri - [200 words]
Stay With Me (I Feel Alone) by Roberto J Moreno - [167 words]
Sleepwalk 9 by Paul B Kramer A traipse through the spongy convoluted street. [126 words]
She Saw It All by Liilia Morrison Statue of Liberty Saw 9-11 [190 words]
Separated by Elise Simmonds To hard to explain, and a little crazy. Think of it what you will. [68 words]
Quiet In Love by French - [13 words]
Ode To Wayne Dyer by Liilia Morrison A light roast of self-help books [262 words]
Not Real by Elise Simmonds Wrote this in work. Its from personal experience like much of my writing is. About the truth being hid... [66 words]
No Se Como Cantar Esta Cancion by Roberto J Moreno - [172 words]
Nighttime Wondering by Andrews - [121 words]
My Own Thought On The New Airport T5 by Amarjit Bhambra My own thoughts about the New Runaway, Terminal 5 [133 words]
My Life Without Me by French - [28 words]
My First Love by Dri - [114 words]
Mend The Wounds That Set The Wolves by Roberto J Moreno - [97 words]
Memoirs To Keep by Jasmine Boucher Tells about how people may be or become in certain times. Just to remember how jealoyus you wer... [123 words]
Love Letters And Mysteries by Roberto J Moreno It's about waking up one day and knowing how a relationship ship is all based on new... [135 words]
Locked Away by Jimmy Mason A poem I wrote in the days before I was in love. [124 words]
Later That Night by Jae Rae It's what happens later during the very long night. [337 words]
Its Hurting Me by Crowley This poem is about a guy who i am waiting to be with [202 words]
In Memory by Devin Salinger I was having a pretty bad day.... [150 words]
I Wish You Loved Me by Jaymie N Dillon - [286 words]
I Dont Know Where You Are Dad by Neil Southern Some thoughts for Father's Day [145 words]
Hummingbird by Desi Williams I wrote this right after seeing the guy I like... it's also just about a hummingbird, my fave bird,... [59 words]
Gravity X 4 by Jimmy Mason - [93 words]
Grampalapalopolas by Neil Southern Who could this be? [110 words]
Friend Without A Face by Dri A dedication to my fellow poets [115 words]
Fitting In by Jack Primer I wrote this poem because I feel I have to change my self to fit in. [16 words]
Finding Myself by Dri I'd love to put this one into lyrics for a song. [159 words]
Endangered by Liilia Morrison A love goes bad [45 words]
Do It Better by Desi Williams Rants to my parents. Again. [212 words]
Dark Love by Wanderer Bass - [54 words]
Cookie Or Cake? by Devin Salinger Silliness... [256 words]
Consciousness Stream 1 by Gregory Novak A relatively lengthy piece I simply spit out one day whilst feeling inexplicably intoxic... [300 words]
Collected Poems by Gregory Novak A collection of some of the poetry I've written over the years; most of it follows the same or ... [1,331 words]
Coffee & Ciggarettes by Emilymadge OH what it's like to notice trends in your love life [124 words]
Can't Begin The Start To The End. by Roberto J Moreno - [141 words]
Bliss In Sleep by Elise Simmonds It says it all. We all want freedom, we can't deny that. [68 words]
Being Me by Jaymie N Dillon - [60 words]
Before And After by Devin Salinger A wordy bunch of sentences. [59 words]
Beauty In This World by Nicky C Carlson - [164 words]
Bach Heartbeats And Don't Be Afraid To Love by Michael Potter Two short poems [83 words]
Attaché by Jhn A {relatively} short poem on the dangers of attachment... [289 words]
Amerika by Wuzan Raa Raping song [88 words]
Ageing Is Psychosomatic by Jimmy Mason - [66 words]
A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed by Dri A very special dedication to a special friend that I don't even know if he ... [191 words]
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A silly poem about a guy whos' life sucks at the very end.
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AUTHOR
Wanderer Bass |
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[July 2007] |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (28)
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Dark Betrayal (Poetry) A love misplaced. [58 words] [Romance]
Dark Love (Poetry) - [54 words]
Dementium (Poetry) - [170 words] [Horror]
Don't Be Obsessive (Essays) People during school who act like they are a "gangsta." [456 words]
Dreams 1 (Short Stories) This is the most recent dream I can remember. I am above the influence and these are always weird dreams/ nightmares. Enjoy! [355 words]
Eternal Heartache (Short Stories) In honor and memory of Grandpa Buddy. [597 words]
Harrassment (Essays) This has been going on ever since my school started to learn about The Holocaust. [857 words]
Heaven Shunned (Poetry) When all hope is lost, one can give into anything in a time of dire need. [49 words]
Hells' Populous (Short Stories) This is chapter one of a comic idea that got turned into a story. It's about types of troops designed for military use that are sent later to an island that's mostly a huge city at their disposal. The... [439 words] [Science Fiction]
I Saw You (Poetry) Stalking a girl is like being a ninja during the time of Christmas. [126 words]
If You Don't Like It... (Essays) To all the people who don't have a brain out there. [349 words]
In Soviet... (Essays) Just a bunch of random "In Soviet..." tidbits I thought up. If any of these are offensive to you, then by all means don't post here. These weren't meant to hurt anyone and if they were, it would've be... [83 words]
Ninja (Songs) A short silly song about two ninjas. [49 words] [Comedy]
Paranormal Sighting 1 More Lights. (Essays) The follow up of what I saw. Note: The first paranormal sighting one was supposed to be under Wanderer Bass, for I forgot to put in the Wanderer part. [372 words]
Rant - Stupid Kids (Essays) Here's a rant that we all share when we think about stupid highschool kids. [718 words]
Rest In Peace (Poetry) Everyone loves their mother. [64 words]
Stolen Emotion (Poetry) Emotions is the vitae of human suffering. [38 words]
The Game Of... (Poetry) Bring your friends to the party, I'm sure you'll love my game... [204 words] [Teenage]
The No-No's And Yes-Yes's. (Essays) Do not EVER joke around about The Holocaust. [245 words]
The Sea (Poetry) - [51 words]
Visual Mind (Essays) This is what I see and think during times of when I'm in a "feral" mode. [663 words]
Wanderer (Poetry) This could describe who I am and my goals. [28 words]
What Is Heaven? (Essays) - [211 words]
Wwii: A Soldier's Experience (Short Stories) This is a piece of writing I un-earthed from the depths of my room that I wrote awhile ago. It's sort of a war-diary of a soldier in WWII named John. Please comment on what you think. [556 words]
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Wanderer Bass
In a town there was a man,
Who seemed to love 4chan.
Before he set out a trip to Japan,
He played some Starcraft on a LAN.
While he was packing he forgot the food,
So his friends said "Wtf dude?"
They made a few comments that were crude,
And so he developed a very bad mood.
He found out his girlfriend dumped him,
He tried to attract a girl by getting slim.
Sadly he only lost weight in one limb,
And his fate became very dim.
The food at his home became old,
He ran out of money like his girlfriend told.
He knew about Ebay and he was bold,
And so his body was sold.
His life went down the gutter,
When people saw him they would shudder.
His life was sad like no other,
Because the buyer was his mother.
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"it was Sh*t. how does this sound? dont ryme on evry line it doesnt sound divine and tastes like lime. Get tha point? it makes NO sense watsoever- if this is what all your other stuffs like god orbid any one to read it! " -- annon.
"dude...i always knew text messaging was going to effect the english language...what a bummer re: the weight loss...listen this is why you should vote for Kucinich...grow your own antidepressants...cheer up and laugh. but. i am sorry you feel so bad." -- georgia enoch.
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© 2007 Wanderer Bass |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
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