TITLE (EDIT)
Celebrity Quest |
DESCRIPTION
Poem about the celebrity culture
[142 words] |
AUTHOR
David C Garland |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
Aged 75 -- presently writing third novel. Background in journalism, television.
[February 2010] |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (6)
Allergies (Poetry) Poem -- hopefully amusing. [214 words] [Comedy]
I Need To Win The Lottery (Poetry) A bit of fun [240 words]
Knee High To A Grasshopper (Poetry) A whimsical poem [164 words] [Comedy]
My Britain (Poetry) Food special to Britain [92 words]
Quest For Love (Poetry) A lyric for a song [127 words] [Drama]
The Light We Saw (Poetry) - [114 words] [Romance]
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Celebrity Quest
David C Garland
I want to be a celebrity, I possess the essential tools,
I know exactly what to do, I’ve noted all the rules.
First of all, forget the brain, leave it back in Peckham
Then learn how those in Essex speak, like Posh and David Beckham.
The next objective is quite clear, at least so said my lovely mother.
‘Get yourself on television, on somefing like Big Bruvver.’
Providing I emerge victorious, from that debilitating feat
Next step then is a photo shoot with OK, Hello and Heat.
Once I’m on the covers of those three glitzy magazines,
I’ll contact Simon Cowell (dressed in nerdy, chest-high jeans)
And grab a spot on X Factor or America’s got Talent.
Once that’s done and I’m a star, you’ll realise I haven’t
A thing to say that’s worth a jot, but I can clearly claim
That I am now a celebrity and can milk my instant fame.
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2010 David C Garland |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
March 2010 |
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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