Nine Dead Poets
James W McRight Jr
Nine Dead Poets
by BrokenWordsPoet
Breaking news!
Breaking news!
We are sorry,
To interrupt you’re program viewing,
At this time,
But!!! We have breaking news.
Coming from just outside the gates,
Of the Overgrown Grass Cemetery,
Behind the Church of Twisted Minds,
Where authorities say,
A gruesome site was found,
By a person that was using the cemetery for a short cut home.
Nine dead Poets found shot in the head.
That’s right you heard it.
Nine dead Poets shot in the head.
In what some on the scene are calling a mass suicide.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Here comes Chief… I Don’t Know Shit.
Chief… I Don’t Know Shit,
Can you tell us what happened here tonight?
Well this has us all baffled at the moment.
Chief… Do you know where they got the gun or guns?
Maybe at the, Get Your Gun Pawn Shop.
I cannot say at this moment.
Chief… Can you tell me anything?
Now I done told you this has got us baffled.
We will let you know something,
As soon as we are not baffled,
From where this stands right now,
That maybe a long time,so excuses me please.
There you have it from Chief I Don"t Know Shit. He don't know.
Here comes the person that I was told found this gruesome scene.
Sir… Sir… Can you tell me what brought you here to this cemetery tonight? What was your first reaction to finding the nine dead Poets?
Willie B. Willie B. Bad to the bone. That’s my name fool.
I was going home. What was my first reaction?
Boy you can’t smell my underdraws? You need to see a Doctor.
Get out of the way fool. I got to walk around the cemetery. You can kiss my shit covered ass. Maybe that will open that nose of yours.
I now see. Coroner; Dam Her Hands Are Cold, coming out the cemetery gates right now.
Coroner; Dam Her Hands Are Cold, can you tell us what you found in your official investigation of the bodies?
They had all been shot in the head. All had gun residue on their hands. From all that I can tell, they are still dead.
There you have it friends. All nine Poets are still dead.
This is Reporter, Get To The Bottom Of It Jones.
Update at eleven, right here on your P O E T News. We got the news first television station…
Now back to your program……………
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