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TITLE (EDIT)
Oh The Fat Irony |
DESCRIPTION
What does it take to not be fat...? This is an original, independently published poem.
[35 words] |
TITLE KEYWORD
Humor |
AUTHOR
Joseph D Smith |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
Joseph D. Smith is The Legendary Graduate!
[January 2018] |
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
joseph.jds.smith@gmail.com |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (25)
Bagon Time! (Poetry) A fun little poem demonstrating laziness in writing, which the majority of people exhibit! [6 words] [Humor]
Cross In The Darkness Of The Night (Poetry) The lonely forsaken cross... This poem is featured in my self-published book of poetry, The Legendary Graduate. [58 words] [Suspense]
Death Is Black (Poetry) A dark poem inspired by "Roses are Read", but instead it shows disdain for a person. This poem may be used for any purpose with credit to Joseph D. Smith, while derivative works may be made as long a... [12 words] [Relationships]
Habit Of Insanity (Poetry) This poem is for those who are struggling or who have struggled with drug addiction. This poem is featured in my self-published poetry book, "The Legendary Graduate". [120 words] [Health]
How Not To Start A Revolution (Essays) Don't worry, this is only political satire commentary on starting an American Revolution 2.0. [310 words] [Humor]
Hypothesis Of Cancer's Single Underlying Cause (Essays) Does cancer have a single underlying cause? My hypothesis says yes-maybe. [103 words] [Health]
I Am Two (Poetry) I am born by both God and Satan... Their signatures were put on my soul. This is an original, independently published poem. [20 words] [Fable]
I'm Phat And Fat (Poetry) I am proud of who I am, so I'm cool with that! This poem is featured in my self-published poetry book, "The Legendary Graduate". [27 words] [Motivational]
Julliunyte: A Secret To Your Every Wish! (Essays) Get everything you want by channeling your wish's energy! [448 words] [Spiritual]
Man With No Head (Poetry) The man with no head rides again. This poem is featured in my self-published poetry book, "The Legendary Graduate". [52 words] [Fable]
Nine-Volt Lick (Poetry) Have you ever licked a nine-volt battery? Tee-hee! [12 words] [Humor]
Passing On (Poetry) Till the day I died. This poem is featured in my self-published book of poetry, "The Legendary Graduate". [127 words] [Spiritual]
Samurai Jack Ending (Short Stories) Samurai Jack: Time-Traveling Hallucinogen-The Last Ride by Joseph D. Smith. Story derived from Samurai Jack by Genndy Tartakovsky. [1,085 words] [Fan Fiction]
Say Love Me (Songs) I have Asperger's Syndrome, a mild form of autism, and this is an example of how repetitive I can be. It also shows how I can actually capture the feeling of love in so few words! My buddy Dennis Adki... [43 words] [Romance]
The Cat And The Gnat (Children) A cat with a stylish hat, meets it's match with an over-confident gnat! [68 words] [Animal]
The Dreaming Wager (Short Stories) Have you ever wagered with your subconscious mind? [415 words] [Mystical]
The Hobo In The Elevator (Children) A rhyme that would entertain the children, and teach them to be happy about what they have, especially the roof they have over their heads! [46 words] [Fable]
The Legendary Graduate Success (Essays) How I became a successful author with my book, "The Legendary Graduate" by Joseph D Smith. ISBN: 978-1-105-23776-8 [343 words] [Publishing]
The Multi-Billion Dollar Strike (Short Stories) What if a multi-billionaire could cause an entire nation to go on strike by paying them to do so? [903 words] [Literary Fiction]
The Raisin Hater (Plays) A very, very short play about the thumb-sized little man named The Raisin Hater, who is delusional and paranoid that Raisins are after him! This is a highly-experimental stage-play, which may be use... [173 words] [Comedy]
This Quarter Of Yours (Children) A children's rhyme about giving a kid their quarter's worth of a Quarter! It teaches kids a literary device on using the same word in different ways. [17 words] [Comedy]
What's It Like? (Songs) A song about confronting one's own life-situation! [118 words] [Motivational]
When I Smile For You (Songs) This is a song I wrote for a friend that I stabbed in the back, that I'm glad forgave me. [124 words] [Relationships]
Whispers Of Enlightenment (Poetry) Words of Enlightenment from an enlightened poet. Reading it may just wake you up! [119 words] [Spiritual]
Yet, Pigs Can Fly (Poetry) This poem is a pig, that can fly. [19 words] [Comedy]
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Oh The Fat Irony
Joseph D Smith
Frogs float on water so gently,
While I sink so deep.
Flies buzz around food so silently,
While I get fat so steep.
If I had a dime for my troubles,
I would still be poor
with so many liquor bottles...
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2011 Joseph D Smith |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
January 2011 |
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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