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TITLE (EDIT)
Naive Nancy’S Sleazy First Date |
DESCRIPTION
Tom and Naive Nancy are on their first date. In the evening Tom brings her back to his place where the little God fearing Nancy encounters things she can’t comprehend. There is a crew filming porn.
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TITLE KEYWORD
Humor |
AUTHOR
Ether |
ABOUT
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[September 2006] |
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Naive Nancy’S Sleazy First Date
Ether
Tom and Naive Nancy are on their first date. In the evening Tom brings her back to his place where the little God fearing Nancy encounters things she can’t comprehend. There is a crew filming porn.
(Sleazy Tom is always suave, always sleazy. He is dressed like a tough guy)
SLEAZY TOM. (Suave) Well this is my place babe, what say you come on up. I promise I wont take you sweet little flower. (Winks. He looks her up and down, and gives a little motion with his hand as if spanking her)
(Naive Nancy; A wholesome Mormon girl, and dressed the part.)
NAIVE NANCY. (Ignorant) I didn’t bring a flower silly. (She clasps her hands in front of her and acts cutesy)
NANCY. Sure I'll come inside, but I can't stay too late I have church early in the morning. Tomorrow I'm bringing in smores its....oup!(She is pushed into the house by Tom)
NANCY. (Naive) You slipped.(Looks concerned for Tom)
TOM. (Sarcastic)Yeah...
TOM. Hey! YO Bobby! Get the lady here a drink.
NANCY. Sorry, I've told you I'm not aloud to...(She stops suddenly and looks confused)
(Suddenly it becomes apparent to the audience that Tom and Nancy are behind the scenes of a low budget porno. Some dude is giving it to a girl on the floor. The Producer is sitting, looking out of it, with a drink in one hand and a neglected cigarette in the other. The Director sits next to him.)
NANCY. (Does not understand what she is seeing)
NANCY. (Naive) What is he doing to her...what...
TECH GUY. (Eating a sandwich watching the sex scene like it’s a casual thing to do, chewing obnoxiously)
TECY. (Shortly) Fucking!
NANCY. (Confused, trailing off) What? (Shocked, she can’t move or speak)
TOM. Don’t worry about them babe.
PRODUCER. (Becomes very agitated, and snaps out of his comatose state)
PROD. God Damn-it!..Jesus..Fucking..Christ! (Nancy shakes every time he raises his voice.)
DIRECTOR (As if he understands the producer)...Cut Cut Cut...What are you people amateurs?
(Producer eagerly takes a drink and a drag, then returns to tranquility)
DIR. Mirkin. More mirkin. For fucks sake, this guy looks like a pre-pubescent little girl. Sell it you fucks!
DUDE FUCKING. (Looks saddened)
DIR. And more body glitter...God! Fucking worthless peasants!
TOM. (Looks at Tech Guy)
TECY. (Annoyed) Well...That's my queue. (Licks the mustard from finger, and puts down the sandwich)
DIR. Glitter-up that schlong I want it to rival the Washington Monument.
DIR. God damn-it, you’re getting mustard all over it, clean your hands.
TECY. (Un-phased, licks the mustard from all his fingers and continues on)
DIR. (Notices Tom and Nancy)
DIR. (Glad) Hey Tom, how you been? (Looks at Nancy's breasts, Nancy doesn’t seem to notice)
DIR. Is this the bitch where using for The Priest and the Pew, For the Love of Ass II?
NANCY. (Jaw drops, she looks at Tom)
TOM. No, she's... (Nancy interrupts)
NANCY. (Disturbed) I don’t know why, but I need to go pray. (Leaves abruptly)
TOM. (Casual) Damn man, I'm trying to work off the blue balls...shit.
DIR. Were about to start the scene, your welcome to watch and jack it.
(Camera pans to Jizz Mopper, who is a foreign/Hispanic looking custodian)
GIZ MOPPER. (Somber) Le Puta, make my job harder. (Shakes his head)
(Pans back to main scene)
PROD. (Awakens, abruptly)
PROD. wha...what..places...PLACES! You. . . fuckin’..fuc.. (Lifts cup to mouth, and cigarette, but hesitates a few times. He can’t decide which one he wants more. Then drifts back into sleep)
DIR. Places! A..n..d...Action!
TOM. (Aside to director) This kid looks young; does he know what he's doing?
GIRL GETTING RAILED. (In pain) Ouch!
DIR/TOM. (In unison, somber) Nope.
DIR. Ah well, we'll just loop it like we always do.
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© 2006 Ether |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
September 2006 |
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