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TITLE (EDIT)
Whacker Than Whack |
DESCRIPTION
This kinda amuses me... but, I don't know if it's the stupidity or genius of it.
[778 words] |
AUTHOR
Sunny |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
Just another human being, or maybe an alien, i'm not sure, why dont u bend over and find out.
[February 2008] |
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
free_love98@yahoo.com |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (21)
A Non Special Day (Short Stories) Just a saturday morning. [515 words]
Bardo Blurb (Essays) Drinking a beer in a bar, some thoughts! [311 words]
Cmon You Can Tell Me (Short Stories) Let's compare notes on our moms and dads... [523 words]
Coffee At Starbucks (Short Stories) Another twisted tale involving your favorite superhero's, Nullman and Superman. [1,188 words] [Humor]
Death To Fascism (Poetry) The title and the poems have no connection ;) [128 words]
Dirty Apartment (Short Stories) Description of my dirty apartment and its cause, me. [756 words] [Humor]
Friday Evening (Short Stories) Is the hero a scumbag? An ordinary friday night turns into a sexual orgy. [1,947 words]
I Get Arrested (Short Stories) The title says it all. [812 words]
I Love Phoebe Gloeckner (Short Stories) Imagine emailing your favorite artist/celeb. and getting a reply back... Phoebe Gloeckner is da BOMB. she does serious comix, phenomenal art and storytelling.... along with Crumb and Bukowski the bes... [873 words]
Jingle Bell (Short Stories) Even simple liquieds have adverse effects on this universe. [537 words]
Lunch (Poetry) Lunch break. [45 words] [Drama]
Paloma Pena (Short Stories) Sigh! so many girls, so little time. [385 words] [Action]
Poems (Poetry) Miscellaneous poetry. [134 words]
Roch (Short Stories) Cybersex. [289 words] [Biography]
Sad Poem (Short Stories) i cut my soul and let it bleed on the paper. [295 words]
Tainted But Trying (Short Stories) On level five and slipping lower into Dante's Inferno... [811 words]
The Horror Of Existence (Short Stories) Musings on a shitty moment in time. [573 words]
The Sound Of Laces (Short Stories) a womans erotic night is sparked by her high heeled leather boots. [830 words]
Think (Short Stories) Philosophically I hit it on the nail... but the last paragraph still displeases me. [1,427 words]
Tiny Pink Pills (Short Stories) Ain't life a bytch!!! [757 words]
What Can I Say? (Short Stories) Hmmm... did I make this up or lift this shit? you decide. [676 words]
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Whacker Than Whack
Sunny
i feel like going a little nutty right now.
i should be doing work but am totally disinterested in doing any of that stupid stuff.
machines and servers and code and crap. fuck it. so i'm drinking coffee and listening to
drum and bass'. yeah i know i drink way too much coffee and then get hyper and write crazy
stuff like this. but so what. but, but. i was reading this girl's journal entry and i
wanted to talk to her or maybe make her listen to me and say "hey we are both
basically the same, we both have problems, we both have web journals, dammit we both are
human beings and i understand your pain and stuff along these lines. i just wanted her to
like me so much, i don't know why. analytically i don't think she's my kind of a person,
but still i want her to like me. she's my latest net journal crush. i don't know why but
reading net journals especially of girls where they sob and cry and gush their poor little
hearts and aspirations out, makes me like them a whole lot. and then i want them to like
me and care about me. you get the picture. so very very bad. pathetick. what? say what?
sat. night i went to see jah works and the all mighty senators. but i don't really want to
talk about it. i don't have the energy or the desire. i want to write words and watch them
flow in my computer screen, where do these words come from in the brain, the cerebral
cortex, flow little words...yeah...yeah....yeah. experimental writing to the extreme,
picture this or that, snowboarding high fliers jumping off pristine white cliffs 30-40
feet down to the slope, trigerring avalanches, running from it all, lifes a gamble, live
or die, you flip the coin. communication sucks, i want to discommunicate with people,
present a front which does not exist except in my head and maybe then it becomes a
reality, our pretenses defining our true self...no i don't really believe that. there is
our deeper self and once i/you get to know each other better and better we can dig through
all the lies and the bullshit to what's really real. the heart of all our desires.
but what if you desire nothing, if nothing meets your expectations, if all you have is
Nothing. The Null Man...the tantalizing and titillating adventures of the Null Man.
Superman meets Null Man in a dive
bar.
S: a pint of rolling rock and one here for the buxom lady by my side.
(a little flash of activity, S strips, does her in 10 seconds, puts the suit back on.)
Buxom lass: oooh superman! you really are super.
S: please shut up, as i have to talk to my friend Null man now.
N: sup youre a dick.
S(looking hard at Null man): you want me to kick you fairy ass, faggot.
N just looks down at his beer and takes another sip.
S: so i was in a bar in turkey and i drank too much and smoked too much hash and then i
got into a fight. i punched the guy one time and caved his entire face in. he fell to the
floor dead as shit.
N: you mean, dead as a dead chicken with a broken neck.
S: what...
N: never mind. what happens when you kill a man?
S: nothing numbnuts, i'm superman i can do whatever the fuck i want.
N: so you can go around killing, raping and destroying and no consequences.
S: you would think so wouldn't you. but like everyone else i want to be loved and liked,
so ofcourse i'm just an average nice guy.
N: but you just killed a man.
S: well he was turkish anyway, maybe even a kurd...hey in all this time that i've known
you i've never seen you use your super powers. what are they exactly?
N: i nullify stuff.
S: what?
N: i take all my negative and positive matter and disintegrate it into nothing.
S (shakes his head): youre not a super hero. you couldn't even kick this bartender's ass.
N: probably.
S: youre just a nobody then.
N: right, youre getting closer.
S: what the fuck do you mean?
N: nothing.
S: no i want to know goddammit. now!
N says nothing.
S waits for a few seconds, then smashes his fist through the bar table, throws the
bartender to the back of the room and then looks at N again.
Nothing.
Yeah, I know at this point youre probably asking me what the point of this story is.
Who won in this confrontation between Superman and the Null man? Actually really i don't
know, it doesn't really matter does it. i mean really...
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2080 Sunny |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
April 2000 |
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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