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Him upstairs is thinking of retiring, all he needs to do is train up some suitable replacements. Easier said than done. They just don't make deities the way the used to. [1,570 words]
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"A very delightful story. Well written and even as a Christian I can enjoy. Will definitely read more of your writing." -- Selma, Nanjing, Jiangsu, China.
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