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TITLE (EDIT)
Diary Of A Loon |
DESCRIPTION
-this is kinda about me, kinda not
it kinda descirbes some of my randomness.. but not exactly. tell me what u think! =)
(its not complete yet. this is jsut a snipit of what i have written)
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TITLE KEYWORD
Comedy |
AUTHOR
Jessi |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
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[May 2008] |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (27)
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Do You See? (Poetry) - [132 words]
Dumped (Short Stories) Today the love of my life. dumped me. he got with another girl then got rid of me. i dont know what to do. my life has just lost meaning... [75 words]
Fall Falling Fallen (Poetry) - [35 words]
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Flipped (Short Stories) Sometimes life is just so confusing [121 words]
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Im Gone (Poetry) - [126 words]
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Diary Of A Loon
Jessi
HAHA! I am the queen of the loons!
Or at least that’s what my bestie Miki says. Well actually she called me a sped! -But queen of the loons sounds better, don’t you think?
How did I come to be titled queen of the loons you ask, well me and Miki were playing dress ups-even though we are both fifteen. Anyways… I was half pirate, half ballerina, and Miki was a mermaid. Laaaaame right? Yeh. And I wanted to make Miki the Mermaid walk/ err… flop off the plank!
So I says to her “Arrr! Me and my sugar plum fairies want ye to skidaddle and dance off moi plank! (Which was actually an ironing board). That’s when Miki called me a sped. She said “Oh you sped! I ain’t doin’ no plank walking or nuttin’!”
Ruins all my fun she does.
So I says poutingly to her “People, namely you are the spoilers of the fun of people of the likes of me!”
And being as dimwitted as my sweet, caring, scary friend is she didn’t understand a word I said. Instead she stared at me as if I was speaking some random language, or as if I had a giant slug coming out my mouth. Now me being the cautious me that I am, I quickly checked in the mirror, just to make sure I didn’t have a giant slimy slug coming out my mouth. Nope.
She blinked at me dimly, so I did the only thing that a bestest buddy could do for their better half… I whacked her on the head with a pillow! Yesh. That was the start of the great pillow fight of the Century!
My weapon ended up scattered throughout my room, I was lying on the ground with Miki holding a pillow on my head. She didn’t want to harm me, because who in their right mind would harm me! But then again she wasn’t in her right mind, so I suppose anything could happen. Yer… and also I noticed something was licking my feet. Argh!
I jumped up flinging Miki onto the ground to see my baby brother Dilly sitting there where my feet had once been with an adorable, It wasn’t me, smile on his face. -Sigh- brothers!
I scooped him up in my arms and crooned; “Hey Dilly-o my baby-o what evil plans have you conjured lately?” he just looked at me and laughed. He has one of those cute baby laughs that make everyone within one hundred miles smile. Until he puked up his breakie, or whateva he had just eaten onto the nearest victim.
“EEEEKKK!” I screamed as baby vomit ran down my brand new P.J top. Omg! I had just bought this, it a pretty hot pink shirt, with “Love me or Perish trying” written in black on it. –When I saw it I just HAD to have it.
Dilly pulled one of my pigtails. Gurgling happily. Awhh who could hate such a cute face. It the time that I had gotten covered in baby sick, Miki had regained what was left of her pillow. She crept up behind me, good lil Dilly laughed out “MikMik!” and I had the chance to turn and accuse her “Hey no fair, coming up behind someone whom is unarmed and holding an infant ! You should be ashamed!”
She looked thoughtful for a second then poked out her tongue “I don’t think so!”
....and theres more! (but not here-yet)....
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2007 Jessi |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
November 2007 |
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