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TITLE (EDIT)
The Day The Evil Of The Band Died |
DESCRIPTION
Just something I wrote out of pure rage when certain sections of the band were being thrououghly annoying.
[267 words] |
TITLE KEYWORD
Humor |
AUTHOR
Kayla L Jordan |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
Eh, I'm far from normal. I love rainy days, sports, band, and music. Plus many other things. I just wanted to write some stuff so I decided to join here. Leave reviews at your discretion. I don't consider myself all that taleneted. But I get bored, and this is something to do. peace ya'll.
[April 2008] |
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
angelcatster@gmail.com |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (8)
Can't They See Me? (Songs) Just a song about how people think you're one thing, but in truth you are another and you just wish they wouldnt be so blind and see you as a person and not an advantage. [105 words] [Teenage]
Different Happiness (Songs) Just a song about what happiness is to me and how different types of people describe happiness depending on where they are in there life. [99 words]
Fairytales (Songs) Its just a song about how you dont usually hear things about fairytales anymore and the song is asking why. [104 words]
Second Best Again (Songs) Its just another song about being second best. Like you try and try but theres still someone better than you. Basically I wrote this song for me, because sometimes I really write songs for me so I can... [73 words] [Motivational]
The Way Life Should Be (Songs) This is a song about my own version of life, the perfect life that I would like to have, but always seems out of reach. [75 words]
The Wind's Melody (Songs) I wrote this when my boyfriend and i were having a rough time with what other people thought of us. It was when we first started dating and it really symbolizes what he means to me. The song is just a... [81 words] [Relationships]
The Winds Of October (Poetry) Eh, I don't know. Just something I came up with. Enjoy. [76 words]
Wrong Reasons (Songs) This song is just about bad choices made. Mostly about a realtionship that a couple went into knowing that it wouldnt work, but staying in the realtionship for the wrong reasons. So in other words the... [127 words] [Relationships]
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The Day The Evil Of The Band Died
Kayla L Jordan
Once upon a time in the band room there was a band.
For the most part it was a good band. And in this band was
a clarinet player named Kayla, and she had some issues
with some of the other members. So one day while playing Dance
of Hell she decided to kill these unwanted members.
Starting with the 3 clarinets who never played. There names
were Savannah, Whitney, and Aly. To punish these 3 who always left
our heroine all by herself Kayla and Michelle tied them
together and pushed them in front of an oncoming Mack truck. Next on the
list was another clarinet who probably and most likely
had a VERY deadly disease. Here Kayla recruits Daphne and Michelle
and they put on layers of protective clothing and gloves.
They then tied his hands and feet and pulled him in both
directions until he split in two. Then Daphne, Michelle, and Kayla
left him to rot. The next group Kayla decided to take care of herself.
She brought her super flute to her using her magic
whistle. Taking a deep breath she played all of the flute songs
flawlessly and made all the flutes except Ashley cry until they
became so depressed and killed theirselves. Finally she
decided to take out the gay trombones: Daniel, Keith, and Ken.
Not knowing what to do she just stuffed them in a box and
sent them far far far far away. Finally the the student
director Jonathan got up to direct the band and again
Kayla used her special magic powers to get the directors
stick to poke out his eye, rendering him incapable
of directing. Now the band was perfect!!! =]
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2008 Kayla L Jordan |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
April 2008 |
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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