Not Here by Buxton - [174 words]
Brave Soldier by David Daniels A poem about love and war. [208 words]
The Hands by Randall Barfield - [12 words]
Zeigfried's Last Stand by Buxton - [214 words]
Yours. . . by Samara If I Could Be What You Wanted. . .What Would I Really Be In The End. . . [96 words]
You're My Shoe! by Briony Carvalho How I feel. [83 words]
Xylocitin For Me Please by Kendall Wilt This is what takes away all the pain......well not really. [69 words]
Wrong by M Q Walters I struggle everyday to be what they need...my past full of pain that I can't grip...anger I can't get bey... [232 words]
Worthless by Kayla Meadows He made me feel worthless. [97 words]
Where's Our Tommy Lee? by Randall Barfield - [52 words]
Where The Sidewalk Begins by Sean Fowler A humorous collection of poems of what I thought of in my free time. [124 words]
Where Is? by Matthew Mark Gill Care Love that can't be broken or washed away! [81 words]
What Part Of You Is Me. by Buxton - [144 words]
What Do I Want? by Carla Thomson - [137 words]
What Did Jose Say? by Randall Barfield - [149 words]
We Ended The Way We Started by Gina M Therrien Possibly we were both wrong. [67 words]
Watched Me Fall by M Q Walters Oh well... [75 words]
Wamphyrri by T J Rintoull Romantic sense of the vampire. [177 words]
View Of It All by Matthew Markgill Thanks Why I write.. You.. that's why.. [89 words]
Unmoved by Kayla Meadows - [102 words]
Truth Felt by Jessica McGough It is about a girl thats unsure of a guys feelings towards her. [65 words]
Torn Apart While Sleeping by Kendall Wilt Ever know of anyone to poke at a bear while it was asleep? [130 words]
Top 10 Reasons To Date A Poet by Smuckers Says it all. [119 words]
Today Is True by Andrews - [75 words]
Toad by T J Rintoull Poem - about a toad. [50 words]
Time Heels All Wounds by Smuckers - [86 words]
Those Images by Randall Barfield - [30 words]
This Thirst by Randall Barfield - [29 words]
This Marble Reflection by T J Rintoull Surrealism - in prose. [118 words]
They Say It, I Do. by Buxton Hitman finishes his final hit. [159 words]
Thee Musician by Matthew Mark Gill Tunes What comes about in a song! [82 words]
The World Is Deceiving by Roberto J Moreno IT's just a poem I wrote while listening to a song. [185 words]
The Turn Of Your Old Key by Randall Barfield - [55 words]
The Real Story by Smuckers You thought you knew the one about Jack & Jill.... [182 words]
The Raven Stops But Once by Gina M Therrien The wings signify freedom, the flight is life, the landing is love, grace, peace. [159 words]
The Living Woman by Buxton Firstly I am a man. Secondly, I wrote this having witnessed domestic violence from the past. S... [182 words]
The Hour by Randall Barfield - [10 words]
The Etch-A-Sketch by Smuckers - [96 words]
The Cold March Air by Randall Barfield - [15 words]
The Canyon,The Hawk And The Dreamcatcher by Brian C Lebron - [65 words]
The Big It by Randall Barfield - [24 words]
That Little Spark by Randall Barfield - [22 words]
Thank You (For Everything That You Do) by Sasu Ok.. 1 more! [63 words]
Swish by Hannah L Beal - [136 words]
Supper Gone by Andrews - [47 words]
Sleeping by Nikki Drosos Loving is a fun thing.. [99 words]
Secrets by M Q Walters Some secrets are truely meant to never be told...I told one once...the price was more than I have learn... [115 words]
Secret Keeper by Kayla Meadows - [99 words]
Searching For Peter Springer by Smuckers If birdsong called for a name, whose would it be? [57 words]
Regrets Of A Non-Existent Kiss by Jessica McGough Not sure how to explain this one... [125 words]
Realities by Randall Barfield - [7 words]
Preventing The Inevitable by Jessica McGough About a girls(or guys) struggle with her emotions and not loosing her self control. [70 words]
Powdered Bodies by Jes Arch This is a poem about the pain I went though at I point in time of my life. [150 words]
Poetry 101 by Buxton My 101st title. Woo Me. [78 words]
Poeta Postulo by T J Rintoull The poet's question of his feminist muse. [226 words]
Poena Speculum by T J Rintoull For the wanderer and watcher. [52 words]
Poena Labo by T J Rintoull On friends liars and life. [91 words]
Poena Flumen by T J Rintoull Of Rivers and Flowers and Life And Love and Pain. [87 words]
Poena Defendo by T J Rintoull Poem written while attending a carnival/field day in the heart of country pig hunting territory; ... [77 words]
Poena Affectus by T J Rintoull Small collection of lyrics and poems, (also lyric poems) - many of these are untitled. [1,142 words]
Poena Acer by T J Rintoull Short Lyric Poem. [27 words]
Picture To Keep! by Matthew Mark Gill Kodak Moment She'll never be with you! (James Blunt) [83 words]
Only A Dream by Curious - [82 words]
On A Limb In The Garden Oak by Randall Barfield - [17 words]
Nathan by A Priddle - [43 words]
My Rose, Release A Petal New by Smuckers - [50 words]
My Perfect Love by Dri "Where have you been, my love?" - [294 words]
My Last Promise by Smuckers - [26 words]
My Island Of Sonar by Devin Meekhof All people have a "happy place" they can go to to get away from the struggles of their life.... [99 words]
My Bootstraps by Gina M Therrien Awakening to missing your calls. [119 words]
Mine Eyes Have Seen by Randall Barfield No glory and no hallelujah. [55 words]
Maybe I Did See You. by Sasu - [89 words]
Love From A Caged Bird by Kendall Wilt Prison poetry. [158 words]
Looking Back At You by Carla Thomson This is about a person that I spent a lot of time with last summer. i don't think that the... [141 words]
Lonely Hunter by Randall Barfield - [17 words]
Liar by Kayla Meadows - [83 words]
Laughing Pig by Sasu Peek into the central database of thoughts from one man. [112 words]
Kiss Me One More Kiss by Dri Back to my country, I decided to repost an old one ..... [126 words]
Keep It Fun by M Q Walters For you...best I could do...in keeping it real anyhow. [44 words]
Jesus Christ by Chloe L Batey About our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, Please review. [88 words]
Jagged Glass by Carrie Packard Packard Poem. [134 words]
Inner Journey by Dri A journey to the very deep of myself. [206 words]
In Our Minds by Randall Barfield - [11 words]
I Wll Live On by John Roberts An original new funeral poem, non religous, offering some comfort for the bereaved at a difficult... [159 words]
I Thought I Saw You (No?). by Sasu - [69 words]
I Am Me by Andrews - [84 words]
Hymn Of Praise by Dri Being thankful. [161 words]
How Are We Now? by Andrews - [43 words]
Homeward by Randall Barfield Sans arrogance, this poem was written for Senator Byrd of W. Va. [20 words]
Home You Are Always Sweet by Dri - [157 words]
Holding On by Jessica McGough Missing someones touch. [146 words]
Here by Kayla Meadows - [152 words]
Her Turn by Dri What the world sees in us does not necessarily mean that they see what's right. [207 words]
Heaven And Well by Tom Bomb A disused well keeps the poet enclosed. [134 words]
Happy Shithouse
Hadrian's Wall by Smuckers - [43 words]
Grandstand by Randall Barfield - [19 words]
God Brought Us Together by Gina M Therrien This is written for a close friend who lost his battle. [99 words]
Ghost In Time by Samara Will I be anything more then a ghost in time. [203 words]
Generosity by Randall Barfield - [15 words]
Four Things To Hold Dear. by Alia Harold It's all good in my hood. [96 words]
Four Grumpy Fish by Susan Abraham This is children's poetry. The short poem talks about four fish swimming about in the deep bl... [77 words]
Forbidden Fruit - A Creative But True Poem by S T A C Y I Don't Know What Pseudonym Means Its gripping!! mwa ha ha, no its not copyright. take it, o sad perso... [22 words]
For Leah by Rae Because I now know why one isn't sainted until after death. [61 words]
First Time Love by Andrews - [67 words]
Fighter Pilots by Jessica G A tribute to all fighter pilots. [45 words]
Feed The Cold by Samara - [117 words]
Fallen Angel by Chloe L Batey About someone very special (This poem is not personally directed at me). Please read and review, I... [123 words]
Enemy In Me by Kendall Wilt I just can't seem to cut myself out of my life. Hiaku [Dark Humour] [11 words]
Drown Here by Kayla Meadows - [133 words]
Deleted by Randall Barfield - [18 words]
Cremation by Richard Ferrell Inspirational poem as I face my end time. [15 words]
Come by Dri Pseudo romance or not, you're still the one, oh, the only one I have always loved. [100 words]
Clown by Kayla Meadows - [93 words]
Chaotic Emotions by Jessica McGough Just about someones feelings towards someone else I suppose. [114 words]
Chained by Kayla Meadows - [91 words]
Blood by Randall Barfield - [30 words]
Blood Everywhere by Andrews - [54 words]
Beat Like That by Alia Harold - [181 words]
Bad Boys by Curious Found this in some of my old stuff and reworked it, guess I have too much time on my hands. [159 words]
As I Turn The Page by Rapadamus As I turn the page, And enter my old age, I’m as angry as before, Maybe even more, At all th... [115 words]
Ann Experiment by Kayla Meadows - [147 words]
All People by Andrews - [79 words]
About The Author by Smuckers - [97 words]
A United Stand by Tom Bomb - [108 words]
A Step In A Journey by Devin Meekhof So, you really like someone, but you're not sure whether you should express it, and you're ... [83 words]
A Keepsake Memory by Matthew Markgill Thanks Finding a better life.. [93 words]
A Burden Delivered by Smuckers - [89 words]
A Bi Sexual ? Peom by Joe Dan Campbell This peom is about how hard it is to find out your bi and come out. [170 words]
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TITLE (EDIT)
Happy Shithouse |
DESCRIPTION
Seriously unserious poetry....This is definately the best I can do.
[90 words] |
AUTHOR
Kendall Wilt |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
The past is the past for as far as I can see
I dwell on the things that weren't meant to be
[December 2010] |
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
blindthesystem@yahoo.com |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (51)
Almost (Poetry) Little limrick for ya. [63 words]
Blue Suede Shoes (Poetry) Who the hell wears blue suede shoes. [132 words] [Movies]
Broken Life (Poetry) Sadness. [109 words] [Drama]
Busback (Short Stories) A shocking tale of a special ed student with serious problems. In this story it's stand up for yourself or die! [4,823 words]
California Stop (Poetry) I wrote this on a napkin with jumbled up words like wiping up some sort of mental mess [69 words]
Characterazation Of A Barrel (Poetry) Defecative poetry visualizes what life could be like for a wine barrel, had it been a doctor. [241 words]
Colloquigasm (Poetry) Canned thoughts of powerful importance. [106 words]
Critical Situation (Poetry) All hope is lost, save yourselves. [118 words] [Biography]
Dead Hurricane (Poetry) Remember to stock plenty of water, canned goods, batteries, cards, beer and a dartboard. [97 words]
Dead Roses (Songs) A little diddy for an old girlfriend. [144 words]
Desire Of Her (Poetry) Loves elaborations continue. [76 words] [Drama]
Dog (Poetry) I cant belive my dog. Had to write a haiku to sort it all out. [15 words] [Humor]
Dream From Me (Poetry) I wrote this a while back but I dont know what I was thinking, I've never been married. [116 words] [Fantasy]
Drugs Are Bad (Poetry) "Kenku" activist style. [15 words] [Action]
Elusive Flounder (Poetry) Sometimes they're just hard to catch. [114 words] [History]
Emily's Love (Poetry) Nothing to say about this one. [76 words] [Health]
Enemy In Me (Poetry) I just can't seem to cut myself out of my life. Hiaku [Dark Humour] [11 words]
Friend Shithouse (Poetry) A revisit to a new classic. Perhaps I'll write a series. [84 words]
From Perpendicular To Semi-Circular (Poetry) What the hell are you to do when the road less traveled takes you to a dead end? Go back the way you came? Whatever, there are reasons people take the beaten path. [60 words] [Self-Help]
Great Place To Do Some Fishing (Poetry) You can't tell me your not interested in beer and fishin' [70 words] [Nature]
Heroin Trip 1 (Short Stories) Young fella's life explodes after he couln't tell a dude not to smoke weed at work. 2 parts now just didn't want to change the title because it erases comments. [2,435 words] [Adventure]
Heroin Trip 2 (Short Stories) Added some more to this ongoing tale. It's all starting to build up to the grand finally now. [2,153 words] [Adventure]
Heroin Trip 3 (Short Stories) Well the first part of three anyway. I was just kidding about almost being finished. There is still a lot about to happen I'm just too lazy to write it out. [1,031 words] [Adventure]
Horror Haiku (Poetry) Oh how terrible. [13 words] [Horror]
I Confess (Utter Geniouslessness) (Poetry) Earth!!! Because there is no where else to go [101 words] [Popular Fiction]
Industrial Domicile (Poetry) Perhaps God has been trying to tell us something from the beginning. [67 words] [Architecture]
Irreality Showing (Poetry) To all the lazy, unmotivated, selfish existance individuals who let the world slip through the fingers of your hands by not giving a shit about the life around you instead of the one in front of you, ... [71 words]
I've Got The Blues Over You (Songs) Straight from whatever heart I have left. [195 words] [Erotic]
J.D. Therapy (Poetry) Stole this from a country song I wrote way back when. [89 words] [Relationships]
July In My Eye (Poetry) Sweet forth at the beach. [52 words]
Kiss My Bruises Baby (Short Stories) What you feel you need the most, may already be inside you. [1,963 words] [Popular Fiction]
Labor Day (Poetry) Senseless. [73 words]
Listerine My Dear (Poetry) Haiku for you. Please take action. [14 words] [Action]
Love From A Caged Bird (Poetry) Prison poetry. [158 words]
Moonlight Oceanside (Poetry) - [70 words]
My Fish Story (Poetry) Every fisherman has one. [155 words]
Parched Of Laughter (Poetry) This is a celebration of selective humour [73 words] [Business]
Perpetual Emotion (Poetry) An exaggerative exaggeration of how I feel about coloring in coloring books. [69 words]
Presidental Misconduct (Poetry) Another Haiku to throw in the stew.Just having a laugh at the world around us. Might as well. [18 words]
Sea Song (Poetry) Truth that life and love should not be intermingled. [129 words]
Shitfishin' (Poetry) What the hell. [52 words] [Humor]
Sinking Ship (Poetry) For ones who have second thoughts about living with lonliness. Revised. [81 words] [Self-Help]
Strangled By Sorrow (Poetry) Afterwork. [112 words] [Travel]
Super Shithouse (Poetry) This one is from the golden classic series. [78 words]
The Death Of My Descent (Poetry) Had to get you roses, chocolate and a poem because I couldn't afford a solid gold bar. [147 words]
The Pull (Poetry) I can feel myself growing older at a rapid pace....This is an expression of my feelings towards that [42 words]
Torn Apart While Sleeping (Poetry) Ever know of anyone to poke at a bear while it was asleep? [130 words]
Two Birds Of Paradise (Poetry) For the lovers. Fictional poetry. [73 words] [Animal]
What My Succubus Did For Me (Songs) Straight metal. It helps if you read this while your headbanging. [191 words] [Thriller]
When I Get Sad And Blue (Songs) A little twisted electronica. [77 words]
Xylocitin For Me Please (Poetry) This is what takes away all the pain......well not really. [69 words]
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Happy Shithouse
Kendall Wilt
Shithouse oh shithouse
Your breathe was clean today
The man who came suck you out
Well deserves his pay
The last time I entered
I could hardly keep down my lunch
I gagged on my front teethe
As you hit me with the ole stink punch
Now your waters are a bubbley blue
Your seat is still wet with the sanatizing juice
The floors are clean and so are the walls
I see the toilet paper before it falls
I'll protect you this time from all the clowns
I'll go grab my drill gun and screw your fucking lid down
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"Thanks Buxton.....I'm glad that someone can get a laugh out of these besides me" -- kwilt.
"Heh heh very funny" -- chloe.
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2006 Kendall Wilt |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
May 2006 |
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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