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My Fish Story Kendall Wilt
Sitting on my boat out in the sea
Some delightful mermaids did come to me
I jumped overboard and swam around with them
I swam so long I started to grow fins
At first it was hard to breathe their air
After I got used to it I really didn't care
We danced around coral and clownfish and sea snakes
I was having so much fun I took a bite of some shrimp bait
That's when my whole stuggle began
Some damn happy fisherman was reeling me in
I put up a struggle I tried to get free
I tried to spit the hook out like so many had done to me
I was getting closer to the shallows then
When I looked over and saw my mermaid friends
They turned my fins back into feet
Then it started to get hard for me to breathe
I started to die I was loosing hope
But that fella pulled me to shore, so I asked for a ride back to my boat
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