You've Got Male:-) by Dri Just being silly myself. A satire to a darling movie. [268 words]
You Make Me Smile. by Bobby Golden A SMILE SAYS SO MUCH. [171 words]
With You I Feel Complete by Dri Another one that I wanted to become lyrics for a song. [140 words]
Whoops... by Wanderer Bass A silly poem about a guy whos' life sucks at the very end. [124 words]
White Hawk by Desi Williams What does my white hawk mean to me? I can't finish it until the bird flies here and lets me know he ... [37 words]
Untitled-Freestyle by Jay Little Straight from the flow of feelings to the computer [198 words]
Untitled 1 by Chloe L Batey I went through a stage where I was depressed constantly and this was one of the peices that came out... [53 words]
Unfairness by Dri - [148 words]
Uncle D by Katherine Smith My uncle recently commited suicide and this is a way to be at peace with myself and to move on. [502 words]
To You I Give, For You I Would by Dri - [195 words]
Time With Me by Roberto J Moreno Just a transient thought. [42 words]
This Is My Love For You by Dri This is for when I meet him...one day, hopefully! [239 words]
This Is Me... by Chloe L Batey I wrote it as a sort of hint to my friends (I never showed them though) I was just out growing th... [83 words]
The World Joys Our Love by Roberto J Moreno - [218 words]
The Stalker (It's A Different One!) by Aamanrah SOMETHING is following him... [137 words]
The Sea by Wanderer Bass - [51 words]
The Search by Jimmy Mason Humanity through my eyes. How lost are we? [102 words]
The Rose - By Jasmine Batey by Jasmine P Batey A story of love, a rose, and in a way, a story about love. [62 words]
The Rend In My Back by Devin Salinger Pure silliness... [143 words]
The Manchurian Mandrake by French - [19 words]
The Love Of God Within You by Amarjit Bhambra - [80 words]
The Longing Of You by Andrews - [39 words]
The Hell Monkey’S Revenge by Jimmy Mason Evil, Twisted, Lewd, Crude, Don't read unless you like to be disgusted. I was in a od... [233 words]
The Fool by Roberto J Moreno This a poem about a person who is in love with someone who chooses to ignore them and play with their ... [259 words]
The Destroyer Of Love by Amarjit Bhambra What destroys Love.... [57 words]
The Darkness Never Leave's by Crowley This one was just something i wrote one day when i wasnt feeling well. [89 words]
The After Life & Beyond by Jimmy Mason You decide [94 words]
That Very Long Night by Jae Rae It's kind of creepy, sad kind of thing. [315 words]
Teenaged Love by Roberto J Moreno - [206 words]
Summer Memories by Nicky C Carlson This poem is about looking back on all the summers I've had and rememboring everything about th... [80 words]
Stupified by Elise Simmonds Its about not living the way you really want to, falling victim to strange and sometimes pointless ru... [53 words]
Structures by Emilymadge Finding yourself through your experiences, coming to terms with reality verse you fantsies, what it ... [136 words]
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Stormy Weather by Dri - [200 words]
Stay With Me (I Feel Alone) by Roberto J Moreno - [167 words]
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Quiet In Love by French - [13 words]
Ode To Wayne Dyer
Not Real by Elise Simmonds Wrote this in work. Its from personal experience like much of my writing is. About the truth being hid... [66 words]
No Se Como Cantar Esta Cancion by Roberto J Moreno - [172 words]
Nighttime Wondering by Andrews - [121 words]
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My Life Without Me by French - [28 words]
My First Love by Dri - [114 words]
Mend The Wounds That Set The Wolves by Roberto J Moreno - [97 words]
Memoirs To Keep by Jasmine Boucher Tells about how people may be or become in certain times. Just to remember how jealoyus you wer... [123 words]
Love Letters And Mysteries by Roberto J Moreno It's about waking up one day and knowing how a relationship ship is all based on new... [135 words]
Locked Away by Jimmy Mason A poem I wrote in the days before I was in love. [124 words]
Later That Night by Jae Rae It's what happens later during the very long night. [337 words]
Its Hurting Me by Crowley This poem is about a guy who i am waiting to be with [202 words]
In Memory by Devin Salinger I was having a pretty bad day.... [150 words]
I Wish You Loved Me by Jaymie N Dillon - [286 words]
I Dont Know Where You Are Dad by Neil Southern Some thoughts for Father's Day [145 words]
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Gravity X 4 by Jimmy Mason - [93 words]
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Friend Without A Face by Dri A dedication to my fellow poets [115 words]
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Endangered by Liilia Morrison A love goes bad [45 words]
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Dark Love by Wanderer Bass - [54 words]
Cookie Or Cake? by Devin Salinger Silliness... [256 words]
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Collected Poems by Gregory Novak A collection of some of the poetry I've written over the years; most of it follows the same or ... [1,331 words]
Coffee & Ciggarettes by Emilymadge OH what it's like to notice trends in your love life [124 words]
Can't Begin The Start To The End. by Roberto J Moreno - [141 words]
Bliss In Sleep by Elise Simmonds It says it all. We all want freedom, we can't deny that. [68 words]
Being Me by Jaymie N Dillon - [60 words]
Before And After by Devin Salinger A wordy bunch of sentences. [59 words]
Beauty In This World by Nicky C Carlson - [164 words]
Bach Heartbeats And Don't Be Afraid To Love by Michael Potter Two short poems [83 words]
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Amerika by Wuzan Raa Raping song [88 words]
Ageing Is Psychosomatic by Jimmy Mason - [66 words]
A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed by Dri A very special dedication to a special friend that I don't even know if he ... [191 words]
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TITLE (EDIT)
Ode To Wayne Dyer |
DESCRIPTION
A light roast of self-help books
[262 words] |
TITLE KEYWORD
Humor |
AUTHOR
Liilia Morrison |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
Writer and artist living in South Florida
[August 2016] |
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (22)
A Thousand Camels (Poetry) A caravan of long ago [173 words] [History]
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A Werewolf? (Short Stories) A man entrances a woman in Miami, or is he a werewolf? [1,492 words] [Mystical]
And The Winner Is (Short Stories) A summer camp sports competition has a surprise ending [1,132 words]
As It Comes (Short Stories) A discarded, ragged notebook found on the sidewalk brings impressions and thoughts to the person who found it. [756 words] [Drama]
Down In The Country (Short Stories) The end of the line ain't what it's cracked up to be. [840 words] [Drama]
Endangered (Poetry) A love goes bad [45 words] [Romance]
Garlic, Ginger And Golden Seal (Short Stories) An old woman's recipe for a long life [1,868 words] [Mystery]
Grandma, I Love You (Non-Fiction) Memories of my maternal grandmother [1,027 words] [Biography]
How Lizard Lenny Svaed My Life (Short Stories) A woman escapes life under the El thanks to a man called Lizard Lenny [1,255 words] [Relationships]
It's About Time (Short Stories) Ups and downs in the world of quantum physics [1,475 words] [Humor]
Just Another Joe (Short Stories) A gumshoe takes it as it comes [1,096 words] [Health]
Kylie (Short Stories) Success is not always what we think it is. A girl chooses between fame or love. [1,700 words]
Magnolia (Short Stories) A young woman finds out what a magnolia smells like [1,208 words]
On Turning Seventy (Essays) A woman ponders the march of time [717 words] [Motivational]
Ovidio Gets A Smoke (Short Stories) A party turns sour but Ovidio ends up sittin' pretty. [1,160 words] [Suspense]
She Saw It All (Poetry) Statue of Liberty Saw 9-11 [190 words]
Teacups And Time (Poetry) A troubled, cold soul finally finds warmth [151 words] [Spiritual]
Thank You For Not Sleeping (Short Stories) Thoughts go all over the page during the night [1,257 words] [Mind]
The Mysterious Gypsy (Short Stories) Among old photos of Northern people, an exotic gypsy's photo appears. Who is she? [1,457 words] [History]
Tom's Moon (Short Stories) A little doll makes a difference [857 words]
Too Late For Coffee (Short Stories) An old man's last days with an angel [1,489 words] [Spiritual]
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Ode To Wayne Dyer
Liilia Morrison
I have heard that men like Dyer
Fill some women's breasts with fire.
Jealous husbands get unglued.
On them jumpsuits don't look good.
Self-help books these women crave.
Morning pages, they all rave,
Are the thing that quells red rages
At their husbands' paltry wages.
Many hubbies feel a pain
When discussions turn to Wayne.
'Oh, his latest book's a dream,'
Women drool like clotted cream.
Happiness is now a zone
Full of luscious ice cream cones,
Marmalade and buttered scones.
Unzoned folks can gnaw on bones.
If you're stuck in mental cages,
Unaware of modern sages,
Sporting pale blue stretchy togs,
You'll remain a warty frog.
Did you know your inner child
Loves to roam and will run wild,
Crushing daisies, though you'll find,
Park inspectors won't be kind?
Is your inner voice sublime,
As you slither in the slime?
Though the game is to harass,
You refuse to be so crass.
Solve your woes by journaling,
Then each page in fires fling.
Smile, pronouncing, "It's all good,"
While you're mugged by boys in 'hood.
Ordinary folks won't listen
To your wise remarks, that glisten
With a truth too deep to hear.
They would rather drink a beer.
When perusing self-help nooks,
You mistake the flagrant crooks
For soul-healing, yoga brooks,
Go for Dyer's honest looks.
After all, or so they say,
Forty thousand Frenchmen gay,
Cannot ever be mistaken,
Nor can women's hearts be taken,
Fooled, or toyed with by a man,
Always sporting golden tan,
Hair and moustache, oh so pretty.
Long live Wayne, but squelch this ditty.
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2007 Liilia Morrison |
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
June 2007 |
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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