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Pick Up Lines |
DESCRIPTION
Oh, this is just kinda a guy bashing thing...
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AUTHOR
Jordan Holetzky |
ABOUT
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[September 2006] |
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
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Pick Up Lines
Jordan Holetzky
What things will a guy do to meet you? Some more effective than others. But the number one thing guys use to get girls is pick-up lines. Some are sweet, some are perverted, and some are just plain out ignorant.
Some of the more ignorant ones are like “You remind me of cheese, and I like cheese.” Then there’s the “My love for you is like diarrhea…it never ends.” Oh and there are some men use about boogers and farting and food. And yes these are seriously used. Who comes up with this stuff, I mean come on, and no one can be that stupid. If a guy came up to me (I know this may sound mean) and said something like one of those or just as ignorant as those, I would slap him.
I cannot stand pervs, I don’t know about you, but they are just a bunch of horny losers to me. Some guys (pervs) enjoy using thoughs kind of pick-up lines. And sadly some girls are low enough to fall for those guys. I can understand if the guy is like joking around because like if you have a guy friend he might play around like that or something but guys actually use those lines. And most of these pick-up lines are just pathetic too. Like “What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper”. Yeah, okay, I bet it’s the incredible hulk. Another “If I had one wish I would turn you into a motorbike. [Why?] Cause I want to ride you all night long.” Puh-lease, girls don’t like guys who, well not all girls like guys to treat them like they are sluts. Some of us are not that way.
Then there are the semi-corny and semi-sweet ones. Like “If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn’t matter because I would have you.” I mean come on you have to admit that is kinda cute and sweet. Then there is “Can I have your autograph? [Why?] Well you are Miss America aren’t you?” That is kinda sweet in a corny way.
And the ones I am about to write down are either funny or just weird. “Don’t try to run away…I am on the track team.” “Date me or I’ll shoot you.” “When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor… so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.” “I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.” And one more… “You’re so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-Motto.
See you cannot compare a girl with boogers, or anything along that nature. And those perverted ones might get you together or a one night stand with some Bimbo, but girls like me, you have to win our affection, we don’t give our love to anybody.
Pick up lines found on Pickuphelp.com or go to bored.com and go to the romance section and click on the pickuphelp.com link
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"Hard to believe guys actually use the lame lines you describe. I never had to use any lines. I could tell just by the way a girl looked at me if she was interested. (and most of them were) Although, for the fun of it, I would occasionally act shy and tell a girl I was home visiting, on leave from the seminary. Within minutes, I would have several curious pretty things around me. When they found out I made it up however, their interest often turned to rage. So I didn't pull that too many times. That was long ago, but thanks for helping me to remember. " -- Richard.
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