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When You Fall by Gina M Therrien When a form of love gets rejected. [87 words]
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Welcome To Hell! by Matthew Mark Gill Scrooge Man learns he should ahve been nicer to people. [109 words]
Vixen Vice by Req First ever Entry.. Please don't laugh! [134 words]
Victorian Life by Andrews - [32 words]
Vengence Driven by M Q Walters What it is. [62 words]
Unhealthy Eating by Cedric McClester Unhealthy Eating addresses the Amercan perchant for fast foods. [110 words]
They Passed Away by Cedric McClester They Passed Away addresses a child's observation concerning death. [119 words]
The World Is Not Yet Over!!!! by Ibemeforever - [46 words]
The Lighthouse by Dri I wish I were like you, my cute light house... [146 words]
The Girl With No Face by Buxton - [100 words]
The Envelope by Dri An unexpected surprise.... [109 words]
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The Bukowski Curse by Charles F Kane A Cynical, dark view on the world. [108 words]
Tenakahan by Chloe L Batey This isn't really poetry... but I had to do it for English (my English teacher -Mr. Watkins- told me ... [368 words]
Super Shithouse
Subtle Emptiness In Lonliness by Req - [283 words]
Stop Writing by David William Bielefeld - [42 words]
Sports Agent by Matthew Mark Gill Dame Idiot learns he shouldn't talk about people.. [89 words]
Speechless by Matthew Mark Gill Sorry Don't know what to say to make this right! [68 words]
Smile Jane by Toni Jaquay Lynch-Omer Interpretation is in the eye of the beholder. [82 words]
Sellouts by David William Bielefeld This is a poem longing for the return to good old time values. The people in the war all fought hard ... [94 words]
Say It Ain't So Joe! by David William Bielefeld This tells about the century of frustration after the sanction of Shoeless Joe Jackson and... [92 words]
Samuel by Chloe L Batey Again this isn't a poem (really). I had to do it for English. the activity was called 'Extending Sentenc... [186 words]
Rockstar Up! by Matthew Mark Gill Looking Good Gotta get to the top of the stage.. [89 words]
Resonate!! Requiem, Resonate!! by Req The wind picks the choosen one. A legend within his own mind. It takes the one. ... [167 words]
R.E.M. And Modern Music by David William Bielefeld This is a poem about how drug's can kill and change your body. Johny Cash changed his ... [63 words]
Reconition by Michele L Moyer This is about the war I would like to send this to all the troops god bless you all and Bless ... [26 words]
Poverty If Lifted For A Day by David William Bielefeld This is a poem about a poor region of Indiana and sports. [94 words]
Placid Dreamer by Sasu - [115 words]
People Of The World by Andrews - [37 words]
Our Dream For Love by Dri - [97 words]
One Step Closer by Charity B Baez - [751 words]
Of The Night by Andrews - [41 words]
Number One by Cedric McClester This poem is geared towards children ages 3 to 6. [25 words]
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No Whys by M Q Walters A love poem...I guess. [103 words]
No Tide by M Q Walters Just a poem... [88 words]
My Imagination by Chloe L Batey About a mother yelling at her daughter, and the daughter drifting off into her imagination so sh... [255 words]
My Garden by Dri We all should have a place like this......a place of our own. [279 words]
My Everything by Ibemeforever - [23 words]
My Child, My Son, My Little Boy by Charity B Baez Funny thing is... I don't even have a son... lol... but I feel the pain none-th... [516 words]
Maybe Next Time by Q Lee A young woman has a rare opportunity to take control of her boss' futures. [2,750 words]
Loving Gloria by Charles F Kane Ugly love.. [111 words]
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Leave My Heart Behind by Ibemeforever - [56 words]
Late One Night by Ibemeforever - [105 words]
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Imagination by David William Bielefeld A poem about life's simple facts. [49 words]
Hurt By Blood by Ibemeforever - [120 words]
Hoosier by David William Bielefeld This is a poem about the state of Indiana. [73 words]
Gift From God by Andrews - [13 words]
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TITLE (EDIT)
Super Shithouse
DESCRIPTION
This one is from the golden classic series.
[78 words]
AUTHOR
Kendall Wilt
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
The past is the past for as far as I can see
I dwell on the things that weren't meant to be
[December 2010]
AUTHOR'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
blindthesystem@yahoo.com
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (51)
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California Stop (Poetry) I wrote this on a napkin with jumbled up words like wiping up some sort of mental mess [69 words]
Characterazation Of A Barrel (Poetry) Defecative poetry visualizes what life could be like for a wine barrel, had it been a doctor. [241 words]
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Dead Roses (Songs) A little diddy for an old girlfriend. [144 words]
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Happy Shithouse (Poetry) Seriously unserious poetry....This is definately the best I can do. [90 words]
Heroin Trip 1 (Short Stories) Young fella's life explodes after he couln't tell a dude not to smoke weed at work. 2 parts now just didn't want to change the title because it erases comments. [2,435 words] [Adventure]
Heroin Trip 2 (Short Stories) Added some more to this ongoing tale. It's all starting to build up to the grand finally now. [2,153 words] [Adventure]
Heroin Trip 3 (Short Stories) Well the first part of three anyway. I was just kidding about almost being finished. There is still a lot about to happen I'm just too lazy to write it out. [1,031 words] [Adventure]
Horror Haiku (Poetry) Oh how terrible. [13 words] [Horror]
I Confess (Utter Geniouslessness) (Poetry) Earth!!! Because there is no where else to go [101 words] [Popular Fiction]
Industrial Domicile (Poetry) Perhaps God has been trying to tell us something from the beginning. [67 words] [Architecture]
Irreality Showing (Poetry) To all the lazy, unmotivated, selfish existance individuals who let the world slip through the fingers of your hands by not giving a shit about the life around you instead of the one in front of you, ... [71 words]
I've Got The Blues Over You (Songs) Straight from whatever heart I have left. [195 words] [Erotic]
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Kiss My Bruises Baby (Short Stories) What you feel you need the most, may already be inside you. [1,963 words] [Popular Fiction]
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Sea Song (Poetry) Truth that life and love should not be intermingled. [129 words]
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The Death Of My Descent (Poetry) Had to get you roses, chocolate and a poem because I couldn't afford a solid gold bar. [147 words]
The Pull (Poetry) I can feel myself growing older at a rapid pace....This is an expression of my feelings towards that [42 words]
Torn Apart While Sleeping (Poetry) Ever know of anyone to poke at a bear while it was asleep? [130 words]
Two Birds Of Paradise (Poetry) For the lovers. Fictional poetry. [73 words] [Animal]
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When I Get Sad And Blue (Songs) A little twisted electronica. [77 words]
Xylocitin For Me Please (Poetry) This is what takes away all the pain......well not really. [69 words]
Super Shithouse
Kendall Wilt

Shithouse oh shithouse

What the hell is this that I do see

A fancy new shithouse for me to take a pee

I step inside and there is a mirror on the door

Non slip non skid sand paper on the floor

The shitter on one side and the urinal on the end

Maybe all that room is in case you want to shit with a friend

Looky here some Charmin quilted two ply

But I lift up the lid and see the same ole shitpies

      

 

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"Awwww shithouse....ha ha your my favorite" -- kwilt.
"You and your damn shithouse poetry. How does a shithouse have anything at all to do with being of any importance to the etremely intellectial poets of this high poets society. Your a loser "quilt", stop this torcher and get a damn job. You suck!" -- elephantnuts, ass, hole.
"Is this an alter ego kendall (elephantnuts). Anyway,i like 3ply more." -- Hugh.
"I dont think it matters what she writes about-its her own choice and theres no need to get all harsh and psyco over nothing." -- Aimee.
"Thanks dudes" -- kwilt.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Absolutely love this! so funny!" -- Tamsin Butler.
"shithouse will be a legendary source for all eternity. (CHANTING) shithouse! shithouse! shithouse!" -- chad naquin.

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STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
June 2006
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