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The Aussie Media Are Full Of Shit |
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The Pratmeister has had enough of the bullshit foisted on the Aussie public as "news" and "current affairs".
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TITLE KEYWORD
Humor |
AUTHOR
Thepratmeister |
ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
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[July 2005] |
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The Aussie Media Are Full Of Shit
Thepratmeister
The Pratmeister's
RANT OF THE WEEK July 4 2006
THE AUSSIE MEDIA ARE FULL OF SHIT
The Pratmeister apologises, he's been trying to hold in his rage but the inanity and absurdity that passes for news and current affairs has finally made him snap. He's referring of course to thise absurd Big Brother furore of the last week. A furore over, apparently, absolutely nothing.
"Sexual assault" some of the tabloids have been screaming. Except that Channel 9 showed the "incident" on A Current Affair last night... and there's nothing of the sort. In fact, there's barely any more to raise an eyebrow over.
Now, don't get me wrong, the Pratmeister ain't defending Big Brother. In the Pratmeister's considered opinion, Big Brother is the biggest pile of shit on tv and the people who participate and watch it are brain-dead to the nth degree. But THIS is insane. Apparently we now have psychologists saying the "victim" is going to be traumatised. She shouldn't be upset over the others getting evicted, they say, she was the victim.
Erm NO SHE WASN'T. THERE WAS NO FUCKING VICTIM BECAUSE THERE WAS NO FUCKING CRIME OR EVEN ANY FUCKING INCIDENT AT ALL. THERE WAS 3 GROWN ADULTS PRATTING ABOUT AND ALL THREE LAUGHING ABOUT IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE?
HAVE YOU ALL GONE INSANE?!?!?!?!?!
On a further note, just as I was about to - for perhaps the first time in recorded history - give ACA plaudits for being the one sane voice in an island of lunacy (John Howard, you are one pathetic bandwagon jumping cocksucker. No one who sends their country into a war based on lies should be giving lessons in morality to ANYONE, you piece of utter shit)they follow this story up with yet another (at least the 2nd the pratmeister has seen) attacking this teacher for having a relationship with a student.
Except that he didn't. Because she'd already left school. He's lost his job but even that apparently isn't enough for the cocksucking moral minority. They have to crucify him on national tv.
Let me see if I understand this.... this guy has committed no crime (the girl was overage), she wasn't even his student at the time, but ACA takes it upon themselves to vilify him on national tv and give airtime to a disapproving mother and a bitter, bitchy ex-wife.
Is this news? Is this what this show is there for? Do they think they are the guardians of morality or something, and even when no one has committed any crime WHATSOEVER, they think they have the RIGHT to trash people on national tv?
I'm sorry, but the Pratmeister wasn't sat there going "tut tut" at this guy, as was obviously the intention, the Pratmeister was sat there aghast at the sheer overwhelming ARROGANCE of these fuckers to air a private "scandal" on national tv and treat people like criminals, apparently for "immorality".
FUCK YOU A CURRENT AFFAIR!
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE?
THE PRATMEISTER ASKS AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Fuck you and goodnight!
The Pratmeister
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