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A tale of friends, love and the greatest social lubricants. The Ruffled Fox is throwing parties nearly every night for his friends at the Happy House, the grand mansion on the hill, or on the Beacon, his luxurious paddle steamer. While often clutching the left buttock of the Voluptuous Vixen, the Ruffled Fox is oblivious to the fact that both the Devil in Black and Fest the Pest are in love with the Pathetic Pussycat. However, the Devil in Black has also found a new beauty, that of the Purple Poppy, while being followed around by the Frivolous Fuck who’s always up for a good shag, as well as the Popular Bistro who may or may not be a one night stand. The Purple Poppy meanwhile is being salivated over by the Serious Sausage, a deputy to the Spindly Shat in the Army of Bastards. The Spindly Shat himself has a fine eye for the Pathetic Pussycat in-between having his way with the Frivolous Fuck to take his mind off things. Another deputy to the Spindly Shat is the Cackling Cad, a perverted ‘friend’ of the Purple Poppy who seriously wants to have his wicked way with her. Between them are the Hempen Hobble and the Toccata Talker, very different people but completely oblivious to what is going on around them. However, they have come to the conclusion that Fest the Pest is also in the mood for Plug the Mug, a short lady with a hilarious outlook, but it is the Gabbling Gurn that Fest has to look out for, because he secretly fancies him. Hanging around them all is the infamous duo of the Chubby Chinwag and the Tasteful Tern, a couple of mean gits who propose to play pranks on anybody they can, no matter how much it hurts. Let the booze up commence. [21,519 words]
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