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All The Time (Written By Gemmol Lewis) (Sing By Sharmaine) (Rap By K-Shawn) by Gemmol Lewis A girl in Love (Wrote this song for... [465 words]
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Visions Of Goodness by Matthew Mark Visions of Goodness [105 words]
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The Trickle Down Theory by Cedric McClester - [134 words]
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Stop Believing Lies by Cedric McClester - [206 words]
Spotless by Matthew Mark Gill Using Lady Gaga;s songs is illegal.. just so ya know.. [43 words]
Sisters Everywhere by Cedric McClester - [219 words]
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Pep Talk by Matthew Mark Gill Encouragement [127 words]
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Only To Me by Matthew Mark Special [130 words]
One More Shot by Matthew Mark Gill Live and Learn eh.. [161 words]
Now Go Away! by Matthew Mark GoodBye.. Stalkers I've just begun country girl so ya better get ya game on.. [118 words]
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My Model 3 by Matthew Mark Gill This ones for all the Reds.. and Blondes& Hotties [154 words]
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Love Is The Answer (And It Will Always Be) by Cedric McClester - [284 words]
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Just Living by Matthew Mark Gill Here and Lovin it.. [135 words]
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Here’S The Question by Cedric McClester - [220 words]
Found Treasure by Matthew Mark My stuff was reset by robert and josh as their jealous of me.. kids.. just so ya know.. what hap... [106 words]
Fever(Fever Yeah) by Lady Gaga This is one of Lady Gaga's earliest songs! - Tyler A Ford [182 words]
Every Single Time That You Go To Bed by Cedric McClester - [221 words]
Earthquake(Then You'd Love Me) by Lady Gaga This is another unreleased Lady Gaga song! - Tyler A Ford [250 words]
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Conundrum by Cedric McClester - [166 words]
Cocaine by Cedric McClester - [167 words]
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Bridge Of Peace by Kimberly Vequizo Braulio Kimkim a song about worLd peace. [103 words]
Belated by Tyler A Ford Just look at the song! It's short! [108 words]
Being A Kid by Luke Mahossal Iii Fun times [174 words]
Barefoot And Pregnant by Cedric McClester Barefoot And Pregnant was written from a female's prospective and in a female voice. [188 words]
Back To Boston by Cedric McClester Back To Boston was inspired by something one of the member of Arcade Fire said in a recent inter... [273 words]
All I Was Lookin’ For… by Cedric McClester - [268 words]
A Sexy Girl by Luke Mahossal Iii Gorgeous [163 words]
A Feeling Sang Through A Song by Shani Gordon - [126 words]
Your To Close by Matthew Mark Gill Price of Fame [158 words]
Yellow Flowers by Karla Thomas Song about losing your first love. [144 words]
We're Coming In First by Matthew Mark Gill Cheaters never win.. [137 words]
We Can Do It (The Stop Kony Movement) by Cedric McClester This song is inspired by the April 20th movement against Uganda's Joseph ... [168 words]
Waves Of Greatness by Matthew Mark Gill Landing Not Likely.. Dude.. [130 words]
Touch Me Tender by Cedric McClester - [81 words]
To Stardom by Matthew Mark Gill Gonna take me a while to get back.. be patient.. ty [137 words]
The Retard Song
The New U by Matthew Mark Gill starts with U [162 words]
The Kids On Fire by Matthew Mark Gill Unstoppable [142 words]
Spreadin’ Lotion by Cedric McClester Clearly Spreadin' Lotion has been written in a female voice. It expresses a female's perspect... [314 words]
Speak Your Name by Cedric McClester - [268 words]
Social Contract by Annacat Inspired by Elizabeth Warren - apparently they don't teach contracts at Harvard Law School [404 words]
Smashy Smashy by Matthew Mark Gill We Having Fun yet? [142 words]
Sleepless Night by Kartashyan - [144 words]
Send It Away by Annacat Why we write things no one reads. [310 words]
Sacred (Believe In Me) by Joshua Perry It's a song about being sacred. Wether it's love related, or however the reader/listener... [175 words]
Pray For Those Who Are About To Die by Cedric McClester - [353 words]
Pedal To Medal by Caleb Mandrake Iii Faster [97 words]
Outta Hand by Cedric McClester - [183 words]
Not A Demon by Ai Miina A song about a girl who gets bullied everyday because they think she is a demon, then, a new girl, ... [144 words]
No Good For Me by Cedric McClester No Good For Me is written in a woman's voice and is inspired by the many women who choose men wh... [194 words]
Maybe It Was Me by Cedric McClester Maybe It Was Me was written for British singer Adele. [228 words]
Masterwork by Cedric McClester - [166 words]
Like A Shrinky Dink by Matthew Mark Gill Careers Fail.. [147 words]
Lights Out by Matthew Mark Gill Your Welcome.. Don't forget to say TY.. Just Living..! [135 words]
Life Of Shine by Matthew Mark Gill Im Just Getting Started [135 words]
Lets Go Punch For Punch by Matthew Mark Gill Those of you that have to cheat to win ya pathetic and Hell awaits.. Your also going to... [145 words]
Lauren by Cassia Morgan Short song about loving, leaving and losing a friend. [79 words]
It's Hard To Let Go by Leonard Martell The only perspective of love is a loving perspective. [228 words]
It's About The Way You Look by Joy L McLaren Superficiality [78 words]
It Was Ecstasy by Cedric McClester - [107 words]
Ismail Ali Staples - Praying For The Day by Ismail Ali Staples Written June 16 2010 - Recorded March 1 2012 [418 words]
In The Name Of Religion by Cedric McClester - [175 words]
I Thought That I Was Weak by Cedric McClester I Thought That I Was Weak is yet another in the series of song lyrics that are inspir... [251 words]
House Of Power by Caleb Mandrake Iii Power and Fame [137 words]
Higher Than You by Matthew Mark Gill Career Sails [135 words]
Happy Meals by Cedric McClester - [235 words]
Growing Up by Madison Sonnier This lyric is about my honest feelings towards growing up. It's a very sore subject for me. [214 words]
Get Ready Freddie by Cedric McClester - [186 words]
Fbi by F Black anti fbi [45 words]
Every Animal Is Evil by Faster Katt - [255 words]
Egg Fu Yung by Cedric McClester - [181 words]
Drugs Kill All by Matthew Mark Gill Key Word All.. [143 words]
Cry Baby Cry by Matthew Mark Gill Jealous.. wa wa [128 words]
Could I Be by Matthew Mark Gill Ya Can be anyone.. [156 words]
Check Mate by Matthew Mark Gill William ya touch my stuff again cops are coming to arrest ya.. also robert.. Ya being watched by the... [152 words]
Can't You Stop? by Matthew Mark Gill Seek Help.. [169 words]
Bird Cage by Jordin B Trabucco Metal song i wrote for my old band that never took off P.o.P [229 words]
Batter Up by Matthew Mark Gill Swing Swing.. [166 words]
Alive And Well by Matthew Mark Gill Living It Eh T :) Enjoy hell.. God must love me.. :) ty G [153 words]

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TITLE (EDIT)
The Retard Song
DESCRIPTION
The song for retards.
[90 words]
TITLE KEYWORD
Humor
AUTHOR
Jade Star Gardner
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
The song for retards.
[March 2012]
The Retard Song
Jade Star Gardner

Jade (J) My name is Jade!
Leslie (L)My name is Leslie!
Both (B) When we get together,
          We get a little bit crazy!
J then L Duh-Duh Duh Duh Duh! Duh-Duh Duh Duh!
Both Duh-Duh Duh Duh Duh, Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh
          Duuuuuuuuuuh! Whoa!
L It's the time,
J For us to resign!
Both We don't know what that means,
          But it makes us sound really keen!
L then J Duh-Duh Duh Duh Duh! Duh-Duh Duh Duh!
Both Duh-Duh Duh Duh Duh, Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh
          Duuuuuuuuuuh! Whoa!
J I have a necklace,
L It's from Hong-Kong!
Both We're so stupid,
          That's why theres the retarrrrrd song!
          YEAH!

 

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COPYRIGHT NOTICE
© 2012 Jade Star Gardner
STORYMANIA PUBLICATION DATE
March 2012
NUMBER OF TIMES TITLE VIEWED
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