ABOUT
THE AUTHOR
-US citizen living and working in the capital of Colombia, South America. Teaches EFL and IELTS, and TOEFL (any test prep). Proofreads English essays, theses, and books, etc. Private classes accepted. Also writes at abctales.com; microhorror.com; postcardshorts.com; authorsden.com. Contact: www.officeteachr.com [May 2010]
AUTHOR'S OTHER TITLES (281) 2nd Interview With The President (Plays) It's Barb again and President Branch. I'll try. Hope somebody likes it. [1,300 words] [Humor] A Colombia Hatred-Free (Poetry) Of course, it isn't just Colombia, is it? [52 words] [Writing Resource] A Dream Comes True (Non-Fiction) This is nostalgia and reflection. It's a short piece of writing dedicated to young Rodger Wesley Beaver of Georgia who was killed by a "sheriff's deputy"(God protect us from those like him.) on Valen... [951 words] [Biography] A Flower Today In Words (Poetry) - [40 words] A Georgia Crossroads (Non-Fiction) Where does it lie? [325 words] [Writing Resource] A Little Poem My Child (Children) - [79 words] [Humor] A Matter Of Timing, Frankly (Short Stories) - [736 words] [Literary Fiction] A Million Times Plus One (Poetry) I have never stopped loving the tune "A Whiter Shade of Pale." I heard it the first time at age 16 or 17. Here is a little piece I completed recently while listening to the song over and over. So, ... [234 words] [Relationships] A Monster Of Monsters (Non-Fiction) Why did we ever let him get this far? [208 words] [Horror] A Parent's Lament (Genres) Some say it's never too late. [260 words] [Teenage] A Perfected Perpetuation Plan For Today's Young Yahoos (Poetry) No one has the right to rob a bank, but each has the right to draw up her/his floor plans for life. [219 words] [Writing Resource] A Purple Jacket (Short Stories) - [494 words] [Motivational] A Quiet House (Short Stories) - [257 words] [Teenage] A Red May Rose For Thee (Poetry) - [45 words] [Motivational] A Royal Ring Up (Plays) Is this anger on my part? What should I care? But anyway, here it is... [808 words] [Drama] A Soldier's Letter (Poetry) Far from the familiar our words are often sweeter, are they not? [109 words] [Romance] A Songbird's Intellect (Poetry) - [4 words] [Spiritual] A Troubled Nation In Need Of Prayer And Soul-Searching: How To Repair It (Non-Fiction) Send you suggestions/contributions in 40 words or less to booksdavis@yahoo.com Thank you. [89 words] [History] A Visit (Short Stories) - [245 words] [Teenage] About Daddy (1) (Non-Fiction) Daddy had his own emotional problems... [359 words] [Biography] About Daddy Series (Non-Fiction) - [4,424 words] [Biography] About Respect And Prestige (Non-Fiction) - [352 words] [Psychology] Abrakadeebra: A Celebration Of Children's Verse No. 1 (Children) More fun little poems/verses for those special readers of mine. I hope you enjoy them. Let me know which ones need a bit of modification. Cheers. [2,799 words] [Humor] Abrakadomebra: A 2nd Celebration Of Children's Verse (Children) More exciting(some are, anyway) little poems/verses about Frosty, Benny the Blackbird, Jack and Jill, etc. for children's laughter. Cheers. [2,349 words] [Humor] Abrakadoobra: 100 Short Poems For Children (Children) Sometimes I enjoy writing or trying to write poems for children moreso than for adults. Would that be bad or good? Maybe neither. Please let me know which ones you or your kid likes or dislikes. I'... [3,527 words] [Fantasy] Abrakadyebra: A Third Collection Of Children's Poems (Children) See, read and hear new poems about Frosty and Jack and Jill and others now! Cheers! [1,464 words] [Humor] Abstinence (Poetry) - [18 words] [Psychology] Adestes: Little Christmas Poems For Children (Children) Father Christmas/please be so kind/bring me a toy/one doesn't wind. [392 words] [Humor] Advertising The Devil (Non-Fiction) "Serve the Lord with gladness..." not sadness, you dummy! [491 words] [Spiritual] Aletha (Short Stories) . [330 words] [Teenage] Ann Dunham: Busy Serving Others And Educating Her Kids (Children) If only she could see him now. [506 words] [Biography] Ann Rule: The Lady Who Writes About Killers (Children) Talk about a busy life! Here's an example. [360 words] [Biography] Another Prince Charles (Children) - [391 words] [Biography] At Clarence's (Short Stories) - [290 words] [Teenage] Back Through The Trees (Poetry) This evil took place both day and night. [50 words] [Motivational] Bad Señorita (Songs) Am I a "real" songwriter? (Looking at this one, I hope not!) [103 words] [Humor] Because His Skin Is Dark (Poetry) - [19 words] [Mind] Bill Gaither: True Follower (Non-Fiction) - [641 words] [Biography] Billy Graham: Man After God's Heart (Children) Who can count all his awards? [375 words] [Biography] Billy Graham's Death (Non-Fiction) . [633 words] [Spiritual] Blood (Poetry) - [30 words] [Horror] Blubber, Blubber, Armchair Lubber (Essays) A short essay about the REAL truth behind dieting, etc. [870 words] [Self-Help] Boy Child (Songs) These lyrics are new and go to the tune of 'Oh Danny Boy' or 'Londonderry Aire'. Something like that. I may do one more stanza. [99 words] [Spiritual] Buenos Dias, Colombia (Not S Carolina!) (Non-Fiction) First-hand comments/observations of the country today and other days (with sugar, cream, and warts). This was a blog before anyone had ever heard of the term. [18,298 words] [Writing Resource] Cam (Poetry) ...wound up twisted... [20 words] [Humor] Carlos The Young Coffee Picker (Children) Carlos the young coffee picker Played a serenade Maria had just given birth Nine pounds the wee thing weighed! [564 words] [Humor] Catch A Rising Star (Short Stories) "It's Luis, Jaime..." the old man stammered. [496 words] [Literary Fiction] Cemetery Road (Short Stories) "What was that? There's someone out there," she exclaimed. [444 words] [Teenage] Cindy's Fall (Short Stories) - [526 words] [Horror] Colombia's On The Map (Poetry) How long is forty years, ma? [77 words] [Writing Resource] Colombia's President Al Uribe (Children) - [493 words] [Biography] Create, Create (Poetry) - [16 words] [Art] Daddy And Me: Making The Rounds (Essays) A little wallow? [428 words] [Writing Resource] Daddy, Can You Hear Me? (Short Stories) What would you do in this situation? [511 words] [Horror] Daemons (Non-Fiction) Isn't British spelling more elegant sometimes? This piece of writing is about demons. We all have one or some of them inside us. They are the negative elements we cannot control very easily. The f... [2,678 words] [Psychology] Daniel Coronell: Freedom Fighter (Children) He returned to his country determined more than ever. [420 words] [Biography] Daring To Touch Saeed (Poetry) This piece is supposed to be about Flight 93. It's very hard to write about. If you've seen the movie, you've cried. Murderers, in my opinion, are spiritually or otherwise diseased, so, I think we ... [166 words] [History] David's Letter--Bogota, Colombia (Non-Fiction) This is a true incident. It is not fiction. [551 words] [Self-Help] Dear Detective Lovett (Short Stories) - [646 words] [Crime] Decider (Poetry) This poem was composed after a slow reading of Green River, Running Red by Ann Rule, the world's foremost crime writer. [169 words] [Crime] Deleted (Poetry) - [18 words] [Literary Fiction] Desire Of Flesh (Poetry) ...you're ferried by death. [41 words] [Mind] Developed And Scary (Non-Fiction) . [400 words] [History] Doctor's Orders (Poetry) A short poem about family camping. [198 words] [Writing Resource] Don't Call Her First Lady (Songs) This is sort of a song-poem. It's not about the First Couple in Washington, in case you wonder. The rhythm is along the lines of Ray Charles' "Fool For Love". Have you heard it? [60 words] [Humor] Don't Tell Anyone (Short Stories) - [258 words] [Horror] Each A Star (Poetry) Dear Readers: This poem-story, sadly, is based on a true and recent incident near where we live. [40 words] [Spiritual] Ephraim (Short Stories) - [443 words] [Literary Fiction] Every Day We Pierce Him (Songs) The tune for this song is a Spanish church song titled "Llaga", which means open sore or wound. In the Spanish hymn book I have, the author is listed as anonymous. Anyway, here are some English lyric... [74 words] [Spiritual] Everybody Loved Polly (Short Stories) I detest violence and violent people! [1,809 words] [Popular Fiction] Find Myself (Songs) Tune: Largo from Dvorak's "New World Symphony". [57 words] [Romance] Finding A Poem-Short Story Topic (Non-Fiction) What to write about? Where do I look? Who/What can help me? [552 words] [Writing Resource] Fishing Obligations (Essays) A short essay about parental responsibilities and kids' obligations. [558 words] [Relationships] Five Prose Poems (Poetry) Here are five prose poems for the romantic-minded, I hope. The titles are Looking Back, That Celestial Calm--the Moon; City Shadows; Seeking; and We Turned Off. [331 words] [Romance] Fly Me To The Moon, Baby (Poetry) - [82 words] [Romance] Four Of Them (Essays) ...nobody has eight kids anymore either. Right? [259 words] [Writing Resource] Four Poems (Poetry) Titles are: Groundwork in Colombia, Poetry, I Saw My Granny, Carpenter [398 words] Four Short-Shorts (Poetry) "Lite" fare again. Titles are: Trying to Create Beauty; You First Then I; Appetite; and Opening Night. [113 words] [Mind] Frances Jane: God's Happy Servant (Children) They had a baby daughter but it died... [368 words] [Biography] Funny Like (Short Stories) - [610 words] [Teenage] Generosity (Poetry) - [15 words] [Spiritual] Gone Is Our Lisa (Poetry) (Feeling Poe-ish today maybe?) [87 words] [Humor] Goodbye Christmas, Goodbye Santa (Poetry) - [52 words] [Motivational] Grandstand (Poetry) - [19 words] [Relationships] Growing Up Among Racists (Non-Fiction) A look at some of us in retrospect. [635 words] [Relationships] Haikus Erotiques (Poetry) -These represent an exercise that's fun. Steve Mount has some others at saltyrain.com but the best are by the Japanese old masters. Look in Google for them. [113 words] [Erotic] Haley She Was Called (Children) - [397 words] [Biography] Hanks (Poetry) The superstar. [67 words] [Movies] He Keeps Me Humble (Poetry) It's just that sometimes we don't want to be watched! [22 words] [Spiritual] Heteros, Homos, Celibacy And The Church (Non-Fiction) Are we going back to the time of the Crusades? [590 words] [Writing Resource] Hi Mr Willis, Can You Explain What Wrong I Did? (Non-Fiction) Teaching school is always give and take. Will it ever be different? [462 words] [Literary Fiction] His Heart (Non-Fiction) - [556 words] [Motivational] Homeward (Poetry) Sans arrogance, this poem was written for Senator Byrd of W. Va. [20 words] [Romance] Hospital Room (Short Stories) Sadly, it's another case of "who needs fiction?" [1,115 words] [Crime] How In Colombia I Grew In Mind And Soul (And Nowadays Grow In Girth) (Non-Fiction) Where I grew up in Georgia we had practically no access to modern British prose or poetry... [654 words] [Biography] How To Have Money In Your Life (Non-Fiction) - [423 words] [Self-Help] I Fell In Love With You (Poetry) - [97 words] [Romance] I Find My Sanity (Poetry) - [38 words] [Psychology] If I Could Chat With You Again (Poetry) - [66 words] [Literary Fiction] If The World Were More Like You (Songs) Isn't this self-reflection? [155 words] [Psychology] I'm Dreaming Of... (Poetry) It's about a smile. [80 words] [Writing Resource] I'm From Mars (Short Stories) Historical fiction. [513 words] [Teenage] In My Mind I Cheat On You (Poetry) Throw the first stone. [74 words] [Relationships] In Our Minds (Poetry) - [11 words] [Mind] In The Outside Cold (Short Stories) - [440 words] [Literary Fiction] Interview Of A South American Gay (Non-Fiction) Meet Miguel Rodriguez: Miguel Rodriguez, a colleague of mine, is one of Colombia’s elite citizens in terms of philosophy, education, cultural level, and societal contributions. In other words, he’s ... [2,066 words] [Relationships] Interview With The President (Plays) Baraba Falters(Barb)finally interviews President Branch. The President is, like a typical politician, quite difficult to pin down. [1,319 words] [Writing Resource] Is It Where We Write Or What We Write? (Non-Fiction) Just think--how many of us had heard of Annie Proulx before 2005 or 2006? [681 words] [Publishing] It Was Raining (Short Stories) "Let's not talk about it right now, Mama..." [368 words] [Literary Fiction] Its Christmas Joy (Poetry) What is priority this year? [71 words] [Motivational] James Benedetti's Daughter (Short Stories) A surprise visit. [861 words] [Literary Fiction] James Herriot: Dearest Vet That Ever Lived (Children) Could you bring a cow into the world? A horse? [430 words] [Biography] Jesus, You Look So Kansas-Like (Poetry) - [328 words] [Teenage] Jewish Mother (Short Stories) Trying to make Him and those near Him more alive, more real, and hopefully, with more exposure. [396 words] [Literary Fiction] John And Juan: Colombia's Facebook Killers (Non-Fiction) - [594 words] [Crime] Just (Poetry) Heightened sensitivity doesn't mean anything goes. It does, however, mean caring for others. [70 words] [Psychology] Just Cry, Mama (Poetry) - [267 words] [Teenage] Just Imagine (Poetry) Dedicated to the One with the scarred hands. [59 words] [Spiritual] Keepsakes (Poetry) A poem about a special afternoon. [129 words] Lassie: About A Pal (No Joke) (Children) ...thanks to British-born writer Eric Knight, who wrote the short story... [276 words] [Biography] Leaving Colombia(On A Jet, Of Course) (Non-Fiction) - [974 words] [Crime] Letter To Elvis (Non-Fiction) You were human, of course. Perhaps in the end you just couldn't take any more... [642 words] [Biography] Lid (Short Stories) Beware of half baths. [376 words] [Horror] Life On The Shelf (Poetry) - [27 words] [Erotic] Like A Story (Poetry) - [130 words] [Teenage] Like A Wave (Poetry) - [30 words] [Romance] Liliana's Decision (Non-Fiction) - [488 words] [Crime] Lions Young (Poetry) - [16 words] [Erotic] Little Is Much (Children) - [85 words] [Animal] Lonely Hunter (Poetry) - [17 words] [Literary Fiction] Long Live Our Elephants (Children) Would you kill an elephant? A deer? A fly? [284 words] [Animal] Lord Find A Place (Poetry) (For Luciano Pavarotti: R.I.P.) [70 words] [Spiritual] Making Moves: Another Look At Victims And Choices In Ann Rule's True Crime Stories (Non-Fiction) Ann Rule gives the murderers a hell of a punch in each story. That's the way it must be. It is the angle from which she writes and no one, no one is going to condone the acts of a murderer, least of... [9,916 words] [Crime] Marsten (Short Stories) - [408 words] [Horror] Matchless Love (Songs) - [91 words] [Motivational] May Mothers And Fathers (Essays) A short essay about those parents who want to push academic responsibility off onto others. [479 words] Maybe To Pittsburgh This Time (Children) This is about a boy's best friend. Also, I've always loved Girzone's "Joshua". Here is my little attempt to imitate that, somehow. [479 words] [Literary Fiction] Meet Mary (Poetry) - [39 words] Michael (Poetry) About someone who left us some years back but who left an indelible impression on those of his generation. [82 words] [Biography] Mine Eyes Have Seen (Poetry) No glory and no hallelujah. [55 words] [Horror] Miniviews From Colombia (Non-Fiction) No special description. Basically, getting an idea of what different people think at present. [3,555 words] Miss Sindee And The Candidate (Plays) - [361 words] [Humor] Moors And Moors: Randall Interviews Portuguese Writer--Poet--Artist Alexandra Onelight (Non-Fiction) - [3,430 words] [Biography] Morgan: An Actor's Actor (Children) Even though he's still living, here's a little bio. [362 words] [Biography] Moron (Short Stories) - [374 words] [Teenage] Mr. Nico's Monday A.M. Surprise (Plays) Thus it was decreed: Woe unto all those ethically challenged! [633 words] [Humor] Mr Randy Sez (Non-Fiction) Expressed thoughts, musings, comments, etc. on whatever I please. [5,598 words] [Publishing] My Big Toe Nicely (Poetry) - [23 words] [Erotic] My Fan (Poetry) - [23 words] [Spiritual] My Kind Of Christian: Barbara Curtis (Non-Fiction) "She lived to shock people, 'to be different and avant-garde'." [514 words] [Motivational] My Men Are Full Of Vigor (Poetry) This is about crosses, isn´t it? [48 words] [Erotic] Needed: Diversity In Education (Essays) Including More Studies In Distinct Cultures Needed Urgently: Give-A-Shit Parents Who Actually Monitor Their Kids If we won't listen to Jesus, then... [867 words] [Writing Resource] No Better Galahad (Songs) About the best Friend in the world. [115 words] [Spiritual] Normally A Gentle Man (Short Stories) This story was inspired by a story in the "Chicken Soup" series that I never can forget. [334 words] [Teenage] Not Enough! (Essays) A short talk about trying to prevent more wife/child abuse. [791 words] [Crime] Number 6 (Short Stories) The "real" meaning of non-stop? [489 words] [Horror] O Father Hold Us Tightly (Songs) Tune: "O Little Town of Bethlehem", believe it or not. It's such a beautiful melody that it's a pity that we are concerned with it only in December. Non-Christmas lyrics probably have been penned be... [101 words] [Spiritual] Oh Milly Said Molly (Poetry) This one came up while writing the kids' stuff 'cept it isn't, is it? [26 words] [Humor] Old Quake (Poetry) One Halloween he grabbed a knife Then hid behind the door... [119 words] [Humor] On A Dad's Turning 80 (Non-Fiction) Some want to get there, others couldn't care less. How much is choice? [390 words] [Writing Resource] On A Limb In The Garden Oak (Poetry) - [17 words] [Motivational] Once I Thought Hypocrisy (Poetry) I,too, have felt the knife. [50 words] [Mind] Pablo: A Life Of Crime And Making Money (Children) What is smart in life? What is dumb? [629 words] [Biography] Pissed--Or, We Did It To Ourselves(Yes, Read Fucked) (Non-Fiction) Periodical rant. [492 words] [Writing Resource] Plantain (Short Stories) - [627 words] [Horror] Please Send Me Blessings (Poetry) - [48 words] [Teenage] Poet--Photographer--Writer Interview (Non-Fiction) Read about Joseph Randell Sherman, Iowa-born poet and photographer par excellence. For additional info, access to writings, etc., 'google' this writer. [1,999 words] [Biography] Policing-Immigration Lines (Essays) This is a bit about patriotism but not fanaticism. [1,193 words] [Motivational] Poor Daddy (Short Stories) Carl saw the freshly-dug hole and broke into tears... [438 words] [Literary Fiction] Precious Lord, Take My Hand (Songs) This is another one of my favorite gospel songs. So, I am arrogant here in trying to pen a second or extra verse(I know of only one.). M. Jackson sings only one on a DVD I have of her. Anyway, if a... [50 words] [Spiritual] President Branch 1954 (Plays) Pure innocence, of course, prevailed at that time, did it not? [313 words] [Comedy] Quite Harmless You See (Short Stories) Then Peter had the oddest feeling. He’d never been afraid of the dark before. To him, danger was posed by humans, not by animals; least of all simple and innocent forest animals. [723 words] [Literary Fiction] Rainy Christmas Eve (Short Stories) "How bad is it?" he managed to ask with great physical and psychological effort... [755 words] [Crime] Ralph Carmichael: A Great American Musician (Non-Fiction) - [463 words] [Biography] Randall Barfield Interviews Sage Sweetwater--Colorado Poet-Novelist Of The Sapphic Literary Genre (Non-Fiction) . [4,890 words] [Relationships] Randall's Humble Analysis Of The Parable Of The Workers In The Vineyard (Non-Fiction) (Using the NIV version of the Bible) [635 words] [Spiritual] Randy's Advice To Young Writers (Essays) - [807 words] [Motivational] Realities (Poetry) - [7 words] [Writing Resource] Reflective Essay On Classroom Discipline (Essays) This essay was written as part of the requirements for a course in elementary education. The teacher's comments are placed in parentheses and denoted as TC. Some of the problems have worked themselv... [2,676 words] [Writing Resource] Religious Poems For Children (Children) - [691 words] [Spiritual] Remembering Doug (Non-Fiction) I remember thinking at the time that they were such crybabies! [472 words] [Biography] Sa'ad (Short Stories) Trying to look at history from another perspective. [295 words] [History] Schoolgirl (Short Stories) - [937 words] [Crime] Second Nature (Poetry) It's about a concrete finisher. [128 words] [Biography] See A Rose (Poetry) - [35 words] [Motivational] She Walked In Beauty (Poetry) - [32 words] [Movies] Shit (Poetry) This poem is built around a word that is offensive to some, harmless to others. [187 words] [Writing Resource] Should You Go To College? (Non-Fiction) Decisions confront us at every step in life. [503 words] [Teenage] Some Caring Country Road (Poetry) Superstars leave indelible impressions on all of us, however, different strokes for different folks, of course. Anyway, I'll always be starstruck and enjoy trying to create tributes for those I love(... [193 words] [Nature] Something Irresistible (Short Stories) Ten fingers? Who me? [231 words] [Humor] Somewhere Near The Maricopas: Elizabeth Lucas-Taylor Interview (Non-Fiction) Elizabeth Lucas-Taylor, Arizona writer, poet, seeker, and dreamer, interview by Randall Barfield [4,700 words] [Mind] Spare The Rod (Poetry) There's nothing funny about killing one's parents, I know, but it's only fiction. Right? Did Agatha Christie ever kill anyone despite a life dedicated to murder fiction? [109 words] [Humor] Stand By Me (Songs) There are 2 songs titled Stand By Me that I know of. The more famous one was recorded by Ben King and John Lennon. The other, less famous but no less beautiful, was recorded by Elvis Presley (and wh... [74 words] [Spiritual] Take Her Pompoms (Poetry) What's a mom worth in May? [25 words] [Relationships] Ten Baby Jesus Poems (Children) The noise of the cock's crow woke them up A brand new day came bursting forth... [272 words] [Spiritual] Ten More Baby Jesus Poems (And The Last Of Them) (Children) (Wind and rain roared outside The walls of the stable shook...) [237 words] [Biography] Ten--Hour Weddings (Essays) About South American weddings. [510 words] [Humor] Terence And Abelardo--Set Four (Plays) - [1,652 words] [Relationships] Terence And Abelardo--Set One (Plays) This is planned as a series of vignettes, each with its own title. Terence is from an English-speaking country but lives and works in a Spanish-speaking one. Abelardo is Spanish-speaking orginally a... [971 words] [Relationships] Terence And Abelardo--Set Three (Plays) - [1,549 words] Terence And Abelardo--Set Two (Plays) Each set contains 4 shorts. [1,274 words] [Relationships] That Little Spark (Poetry) - [22 words] [Motivational] The 2nd Church Sign (Non-Fiction) Thou shalt go and spread... [677 words] [Spiritual] The Best Christmas (Poetry) The best Christmas means different things to each one of us. [99 words] [Spiritual] The Big It (Poetry) - [24 words] [Relationships] The Breakfast Nook (Short Stories) . [246 words] [Spiritual] The Candy In The Woods (Children) - [467 words] [Adventure] The Chocolate Bunny Of Stone Mountain (Children) "Somebody has been bad," Susan says, "and..." [522 words] [Popular Fiction] The Cold March Air (Poetry) - [15 words] [Erotic] The Color Of My Actions (Poetry) Sometimes we think too much about color and not enough at important things. [73 words] [Motivational] The Comfort (Poetry) No one can bring him back. No one can forget him either. [250 words] [Biography] The Cry Baby (Short Stories) - [615 words] [Teenage] The Death Of My Mom (Essays) A short reflection on a lack of tears for my mom. [565 words] The Donkey Farm (Children) None of the donkeys wore a watch, of course, so they couldn't be dead sure... [365 words] [Fable] The Double Cure: A Closer Look (Non-Fiction) - [1,118 words] [Spiritual] The Evil Of The Visa System (Essays) Looking, looking for that Utopia. As always. [479 words] [History] The France You Never Got To See (Poetry) How many people wanted to see France and never got a chance to? [67 words] [Motivational] The Godless Home(Life) (Non-Fiction) Basically, this is written from experience. [661 words] [Self-Help] The Goodbye (Short Stories) My 2nd attempt at a 'western'. It won a cherry at abctales.com (shoebox) [752 words] [Romance] The Gravity (Poetry) Former Beatles member George Harrison died in November, 2001. This poem was conceived and written near the musician's death. [81 words] [Psychology] The Hands (Poetry) - [12 words] [Horror] The Head Of State's Eyes (Poetry) - [42 words] [History] The Hour (Poetry) - [10 words] [Spiritual] The House On No Street (Poetry) Move over, Stephen King! [53 words] [Horror] The Human Condition(By The Pessimist) (Poetry) - [19 words] [History] The Jubilee Surprise (Plays) Perhaps daydreaming. (This was written first in 2002, of course.) Today, July 2005, I look back at the word daydreaming and think: Wasn't I ever! Of course, we now know the monarch is trying to break... [514 words] [History] The Little House In The Woods (Children) Children can enjoy these new little poems. We were in a "wooded" area on vacation recently and the idea came to me to jot these down. [313 words] [Literary Fiction] The Lyrics For That Macho-Man, He-Man, Tough-Guy Shit (Poetry) . [278 words] [Literary Fiction] The Moon In That Movie With Cher (Short Stories) - [901 words] The New House (Short Stories) - [404 words] [Horror] The New House Near Campus (Short Stories) - [422 words] [Horror] The People I Prefer (Poetry) - [47 words] The Power (Short Stories) "I have to get home. I have to get home..." [1,137 words] [Drama] The Road (Non-Fiction) But he felt happiness. At last. After such... [576 words] [Motivational] The Rose Tree (Poetry) A poem about the passing of life and nostalgia. [291 words] The Scent Of Provincial Orchids (Short Stories) - [940 words] [Literary Fiction] The Turn Of Your Old Key (Poetry) - [55 words] [Romance] The Very Best Poems (Poetry) - [36 words] [Motivational] There Is A Love That Is Matchless (Songs) These lyrics have music (by Guess Who) if anyone is interested. [91 words] [Motivational] There Will Be No Losers (Poetry) - [146 words] [Motivational] They Started A War (Poetry) -"One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one." Agatha Christie (1977) [70 words] [Spiritual] Thin Air (Short Stories) ...you'd think it impossible that one man could terrorize an entire nation but,of course,... [874 words] [Crime] Third Interview With President Branch (Plays) Here go the Pres. and Barabas(Barb) again. Give me a rating 1 to 10 on it. I say 8.0 (If you don't love yourself, who else is gonna?) I also wanna say that I am not a hater of the president. After... [536 words] [Comedy] This Thirst (Poetry) - [29 words] [Psychology] Thomas Andrew (Children) He and Mr. Tindley didn't go away. Their music and words didn't either... [388 words] [Biography] Thorn And Rose (Poetry) - [66 words] [Teenage] Those Images (Poetry) - [30 words] [Relationships] Three Poem Collection (Poetry) No particular description. The reader will judge. Titles are: Poem for Cathy; Ingots; and The Saltless Sea. [252 words] [Relationships] Three Poem Collection No. 2 (Poetry) These poems are supposed to be "lite". Titles are: bug off; Fat Farm Arrival; and Bleak Anniversary. [66 words] [Humor] Three-Song Collection (Songs) Two are supposed to be spiritual and one a ballad. The author's music is available for evaluation. Sometimes the strong part of a song is its music, at others the lyrics. [410 words] [Spiritual] Tight Jeans 1 (Short Stories) - [264 words] [Romance] Tight Jeans 2 (Short Stories) - [246 words] [Romance] Tight Jeans 3 (Short Stories) ... but she was no rose... That's a joke... [228 words] [Romance] Tight Jeans (4) (Novels) - [187 words] [Romance] Tiny Poem (Poetry) - [10 words] [Romance] To An Old Widower (Poetry) - [109 words] [Literary Fiction] Treeeees (Children) - [69 words] [Nature] Tropical Baby (Songs) Nothing like sand and palm trees occasionally. [125 words] [Romance] Trying To Cross (Poetry) . [42 words] [Humor] Turning To Him (Essays) No description. [354 words] [Motivational] Two Great North Americans (Non-Fiction) -This is a short piece about a work of love and persistence. When these two elements are present, results are inevitable and these results have been outstanding. LEGACY ... 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FACT: Rodger Wesley Beaver was shot and killed by a
sheriff's deputy, Donnie Spillers, on February 14, 2005, in Lee County,
Georgia(USA). Wesley, mortal and imperfect as we all are, did not have a weapon in his possession. In a feeble attempt to pay Wesley's
tragically interrupted life some honor, I offer these poems for children.
(1)
Wesley the beaver swam upstream
To check out his new home.
He found each stick to be in place
Such was life near Nome.
(2)
Wesley had his eyes and sights
Set on beaver Betty.
When she failed to swim one day
Wes caught beaver fever.
(3)
Wesley the beaver stopped by the store
He needed a loaf of bread.
Beaver Betty was also there--
Boy did Wes turn red!
(4)
The beaver family gnawed and gnawed
Sticks and trees galore.
They were building a quaint new village
As beaver settlers of yore.
(5)
Wesley the beaver asked his granny
Where their Thanksgiving was gonna be.
Wes' surprised granny said,
"Why Wesley, here with me!"
(6)
Wesley the beaver's tail was sore
He paid the doc a visit.
The man-in-white checked each pore,
Said, "Wes, it is or it isn't."
(7)
The beaver family sunned themselves
Until a rain cloud appeared.
Within an hour big raindrops fell
The river surged as they had feared.
(8)
Wesley the beaver patted the mud
Traditional beaver work.
The animals fashion dams and homes
A duty none ever shirk.
(9)
Wesley the beaver ran through the brush
Then stopped to eat a berry.
Betty the beaver's thoughts ran, too--
Those about Wesley were merry.
(10)
Wesley the beaver studied hard
Life seemed test after test.
His third-grade teacher was Mrs. Ward
But he liked his soccer coach best.
(11)
Wesley the beaver
Made a birthday wish--
He’d get a gift today
That didn’t smell of fish.
(12)
Wesley the beaver
Went to Sunday mass
There sat Betty Beaver
Chatting with a bass.
(13)
Wesley and his family
Thought brunch would be nice
At the diner beaver Betty
Haggled over the price.
(14)
When Wesley the beaver
Finally proposed
Beaver Betty said,
“All the while I’d supposed.”
(15)
Somebody up there
Liked Old Wes
What a buoyant beaver
When Betty said “Yes.”
(16)
Wesley the beaver
Explored every curve.
He was growing more and more
And had, they said,
"Some nerve.”
(17)
Wesley the beaver
Awakes with a start
Another day begins, hence,
Another work of art.
(18)
Wesley the beaver
Tries to catch an eel
That's the best way to learn
Just how they feel.
(19)
Wesley the beaver
Tripped and stubbed a toe
The rest of the day
He took rather slow!
(20)
When Wesley the beaver
Caught himself a hake
His friends and neighbors said,
"There's a fish that takes the cake!"
(21)
Wesley the beaver
Told his smiling dad
It was hard to catch fish
When they darted like mad!
(22)
Wesley the beaver
Tries to never lie
But every little now and then
A white one slips by.
(23)
Wesley the beaver
Thinks it sort of crude
That sometimes ugly tourists
Will sunbathe in the nude.
(24)
Wesley the beaver
Cooked some golden fries
It was time for a picnic
Under happy blue skies.
(25)
Wesley the beaver
Went for a hike
And during the outing
He spied a school of pike.
He could just imagine
How tasty they would be
All browned in the pan
He wished he had on hand.
(26)
Wesley the beaver
And beaver Betty kissed
Once, twice then three times
In the autumn mist.
(27)
Wesley the beaver
And family were afraid
There was lots of river talk
About a human raid.
(28)
Wesley the beaver
Tried to drink some gin
But every time he downed
a shot
His liver took a spin.
(29)
Wesley the beaver
Kneeled to pray
Time to thank his Maker
For every beaver day.
(30)
Wesley the beaver
Loved his saucy pasta
But month after month
Saw him swimming less fasta.
(31)
Wesley the beaver didn't
Want to go to Nome
But he had to get a pass
That all beavers need to roam.
(32)
Wesley and Betty
Sat on the river bank
Betty said, "In England,
I'd be a beaver yank!"
(33)
Wesley the beaver
Panned for gold
What he finally got
Was a three-day cold.
(34)
Wesley the beaver
Checked out Norton Sound
When he returned to Nome
Every soul yelled, "Welcome
home!"
(35)
Wesley the beaver
Found a fishing cap
"This," he said, "is perfect
For my after-lunch nap."
(36)
Wesley the beaver
Wrinkled his brow
As a teen he surely knew
That he lacked know-how.
(37)
Wesley the beaver
Awoke very early
A full day of building
Was his cup of tea.
(38)
As a weak summer sun
warmed the rooftops of Nome,
An approaching Bering breeze
Urged Wesley not to roam.
(39)
Wesley the beaver
Asked if they were mammals.
His mom answered, "Yes,
Just as are all camels."
(40)
Married beaver Betty
Was still quite good-looking
"I'm going up to Nome,"
She said,
"So today forget the cooking!"
(41)
Wesley the beaver
Sipped his steamy tea
When Betty named the chores
to do
Wes shrugged, "Domani."
(42)
Wesley the beaver
Said his usual prayer
Some rodents ignore God
But Wesley doesn't care.
(43)
Wesley the beaver
And beaver Betty
Experienced their first
kiss
In a spot where swimmers go
Just beyond Nome's getty.
(44)
Wesley the beaver
Swam home fast
His much loved Betty
Had a foot in a cast.
(45)
Wesley the beaver
Ordered hot tern broth
Its "little something extra"
Was one floating moth.
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